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Just when you thought that "I see dead people!" joke would finally die...Lindsay Lohan has to go and get herself a gig at a morgue. What a girl has to do these days to dig up a decent date!
Actually, Lohan has been sentenced to work at a morgue by the judge who was assigned to her latest drunk driving case. Lohan must spend a grand total of eight hours in a morgue to learn about the perils and pitfalls of drunk driving. (By the way, Linds, honey, I think I know a guy who will chauffeur you around whereeeeeever you want to go, lemme know if you want his number.)
From the AP: "Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room." She also spent two months in rehab (where she also developed a healthy sex addiction, way to upgrade!!!), and has done "some" community service.
Frankly, we think La Lohan is looking a bit haggard herself these days (funny what drug and alcohol abuse will do to your skin); and hanging out in an enclosed space, surrounded by chemicals and cadavers is definitely not going to do any wonders for her appearance.
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This isn't perezhilton... stop making laist look like it.
talk about celebrities if you would like...
just leave out your snide comments.
(By the way, Linds, honey, I think I know a guy who will chauffeur you around whereeeeeever you want to go, lemme know if you want his number.)
it makes the journalist and forum look bad..
do you know what a "blog" is? do you know what "a sense of humor" is? go look those up, get back to me, and we'll chat.
Anthony, this isn't PerezHilton and it doesn't look like it. One post out of 20 doesn't make it that.
And stop and look at our recent celeb coverage, it all has to do with local news, not gossip:
- Linds assigned morgue duty by LA Courts, that means you and I can get the same thing if we were rack of the offenses like LiLo.
- LAPD on routine patrol arrest four paparazzi dangerously following Britney at Woodman and Plummer in the Valley
- ABC7 cares more about Britney by devoting helicopters to her rather than a police hostage situation with children.
- Because of paparazzi outside Britney's gated community, City Hall had to rework the design of the side of Mulholland Drive.
We're not following Britney to Kitson, that's annoying. But we'll cover it when we feel it's relevant to understanding Los Angeles.Zach, I said nothing about the topic of celebrity coverage. I completely understand that it is relevant to los angeles, therefore should probably be in a post.
I never said anything about gossip. I know what your website writes is not gossip. I am only talking about the way the article was written. I felt that Carrie used poor judgement in describing someone that she does not know.
And again, i am completely aware of your role in news coverage. Just saying... it would be nice if you would 'just leave out your snide comments'. As that is what Perez Hilton does... correct? Stupid comments..
I'm not saying that the whole website is like PerezHilton, just the small comments inside a few of these posts.
Carrie...grow up.