Lindsay Lohan Knows What Killed You

Just when you thought that "I see dead people!" joke would finally die...Lindsay Lohan has to go and get herself a gig at a morgue. What a girl has to do these days to dig up a decent date!

Actually, Lohan has been sentenced to work at a morgue by the judge who was assigned to her latest drunk driving case. Lohan must spend a grand total of eight hours in a morgue to learn about the perils and pitfalls of drunk driving. (By the way, Linds, honey, I think I know a guy who will chauffeur you around whereeeeeever you want to go, lemme know if you want his number.)

From the AP: "Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room." She also spent two months in rehab (where she also developed a healthy sex addiction, way to upgrade!!!), and has done "some" community service.

Frankly, we think La Lohan is looking a bit haggard herself these days (funny what drug and alcohol abuse will do to your skin); and hanging out in an enclosed space, surrounded by chemicals and cadavers is definitely not going to do any wonders for her appearance.