French Delicates

This Frenchman would have waived a white flag, but surrendered (his family life) to a red one instead.

Or as the broadcaster for this ski competition announced, "The boys took a beating on that one. Mmmm. This guy needs a hug. Those are the moments that change your life if you're a man."

He shoulda' been wearing the Nutty Buddy.

Honestly, Kobe, you can't complain about your groin pull after this.