Sometimes it's great being able to lipread. Like back on Average Joe, when Jen said, "Do you think it's because I gave him a ...BLEEEEP?" She later tried to pass it off as "kiss" but she very clearly said, "Do you think it's because I gave him a blowjob?"

Last night, bachelorette Hillary went all Girls Gone Wild. Even though they blurred out part of what she was saying, there was enough left to get a pretty clear view. If you missed it, it looks like Hillary said:

"I would want him to fucking take all my clothes off, and like... and bend me over the fucking edge of the bed and like slap that ass a couple of times, maybe put his dick in and and call it a night. Who wouldn't want that?"

(It's hard to see if she said "Put or push and either dick or it." But you get the jist). Maybe she should have told the bachelor that instead of the cameras. Maybe she would have gotten a rose. And a spanking. I have a feeling she has a bright future ahead of her in reality TV.