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September 14, 2007

Listen to Kathy Griffin Telling Jesus to Suck It!!!

kathynjesusAfter not receiving a Creative Arts Emmy last year, Kathy Griffin stormed out, flipping off the winners from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, while shouting, ''I was robbed and you all know it! Everybody can suck it!''

You would think that would be a hard one to top. Especially this year, when she won. But Griffin is never one to disappoint. During her acceptance speech Saturday night, she shocked pious Catholics with the statement, "A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus." She topped it off with "Hell has frozen over. Suck it Jesus, this award is my god now!"

The Catholic League called her remarks "obscene". William Donohue of the Catholic League was so angry that he referred to her as a "bitch". What Would Jesus Call Her? Apparently the clip will be edited out from E's broadcast this Saturday night. Howard Stern played the audio clip Thursday morning, which we have for you at the bottom of the post.

Griffin's only response to the hubbub was this official statement, “Am I the only Catholic left with a sense of humor?” No, you're not, Kathy. And screw those sadistic nuns with their fucking rulers too!

Many thanks to my good friend Adam Bomb for helping me get this rare audio clip:









(A million, quadrillion thanks to Bobby Solomon for his fantastic and quick photoshopping skills!)


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Props.

 

Who cares. Besides, all the theistic religons of the world can go fuck themselves, they are all fairy tales and bunk anyway.

 

This Catholic thinks that shit was fucking hilarious!

 

Wouldn't it be cool, to see a bolt of lightning turn her into a pile of ash. Her comments were not funny but her attempt to act is.

 

Bless her. It's beyond time to overthrow the American theocracy.

 

i was raised catholic and i thought it was funny!

people seriously need to lighten up. where are all the critics when the hypocrites are up accepting their awards and first thing out of their mouth is "first of all, i want to thank god for this..." and then afterwards, go do a million and one things that they'd have to ask forgiveness for if they were really actually religious.

it's bullsh*t.

and i bet jesus laughed.

 

The American theocracy? Spoken like another American who's never traveled further outside the country than Vancouver or Tijuana.

 

Yes, it is an American Theocracy. We've got a president who thinks the world is only 6,000 years old, is a creationist, and institutes a rebuilding regime in Iraq that asks who you voted for or your position on Roe V. Wade before you can work for them.

You've got an administration pimping out organized religion to see who can qualify for faith-based initiative funds.

You've got a supposed "Christian" mocking a woman on death row when he's the only individual who can grant clemency.

You want a theocracy? You want to see church and state together? Move to Iran. This is my country, America. There is no establishment of religion here but there's freedom for everyone. We are the exception to the world - and unless we're willing to fight for that exceptionalism, we'll end up like the Banana Republics south of us.

 

It wasn't THAT funny, but still a lot better than the typical "I'd like to to start by thanking the lord Jesus Christ" which is cheap and lame.

 

#8. Theocracies, as a rule, cannot change. Nor are they systems defined by a stray thing over here, another thing over there, but not the many other things that deny their theocratic basis.

The American political system can change. So rather than supporting the president, which I can't imagine I'd do in 99 out 100 situations, I'm simply writing to say don't be a talking bulldog. Object to the President's agenda. Bring about change. But if you make your political opponents want to run from you rather than engage in a needed dialogue ("Dude! This is a theocracy! It sucks!") are you really serving a purpose or are you just establishing your different-than-him credentials?

 

Twelve years of Catholic school made it REALLY REALLY funny to me.

But what makes me really laugh is Bobby's Photoshop. Maybe I will get that tattooed on my back.

 

It's cool to tell Jesus to suck it.

It's cool to tell Buddha to suck it.

It's cool to tell Rabbi Hillel to suck it.

Hell it's even cool to tell the Dalai Lama to suck it.

You just can't tell you-know-who to suck it or Kathy Griffin would feel the wrath of an honor killing...

 

What the hell did win for??? I'm not much of a TV watcher.

 

she

 

Ha! I will refrain from calling her "Andy Dick in drag" for a month in honor of this hilarity.

 

Who's Kathy Griffin?

 

Wow, maybe I don't hate Kathy Griffin!!!

 

She is disgusting and pathetic. Anyone who feels this filth is funny is seriously sick. What is funny about making offensive and filthy remarks about someone millions of people hold sacred? NOTHING. Just shows she has no real talent, so has to resort to trying to shock everyone. What a loser!!!!!

 

I never thought that it'd be possible to like Kathy Griffin. #18, what's truly funny is the reactions that she's eliciting from people like you. Waaaa Waaaa Waaaa!!!

 

#12 is the only fair post I have seen on this subject so far.

As a Catholic I don't feel one way or another about Kathy's remarks. I certainly didn't laugh nor am I angry, but then as a Catholic I'm used to being persecuted. Hee.

 

many might not find her comedy funny, but kathy griffin came out as a genuine and big-hearted person who has a sense of humor about herself in her bravo reality show...glad she won the award because she deserved it.

 

Glad to see the 2-miles of dick she sucked finally got her an Emmy. She earned it the old fashioned way. It certainly wasn't with talent.

 

Last I checked, this is America and she has every right to say whatever she wants. Rock on, Kath.

 

For everything that Kathy COULD have said this is nothing. What I'm shocked by is what the Catholic League President Bill Donohue, who called them a "vulgar, in-your-face brand of hate speech." Has not ever called one Catholic priest that had abused children the pedophile that they are. Hey God can take a joke but what he can't stand is children that are abused in his name. Clean that mess up first BEFORE you even think of saying anything about anyone else. In a nut shell Bill, you can suck it.

 

Well, well, well
Like I have been saying We live in a rabid Theocracy. Let our Fundie president lie and lie and soldiers die . Hey that is okay. but make fun of Jesus. And they will burn you or try to burn you out. Just lost 60 acres to a fire I know was set. You see I am an Atheist. Some call me the Peoples Athiest. You might have seen my daughter on 20/20 or you tube.
Wake up America these Zealots will not stop till they control it all. Turn it all into a Salem! Religion is a curse. I have seen what they have done to us. Now look what they will do over a joke.
Fox noise is already trying to have Kathy edited out of the Emmy awards.
All over a silly dream. And dreams like this one always become nightmares. It is only going to get worse. So bow your head and pray to that vacant throne in the sky.
Any time you want to debate Bill Donohue! Bring the Pope we'll have some fun! I mean it! It is time the sickness be brought out in the light of day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Og87BeRCk
"Our Republic R.I.P." .

 

When tragedy strikes Kathy's life, will she pray to the statue for comfort, guidance and understanding? And will her statue-worshipper friends will be there for her, sharing how their personal relationship with their statue has helped them in difficult times? Does the statue have a plan for Kathy's life? I don't think so.

 

Here's one more Christian who thinks Kathy is terrifically funny!

 

I am so pleased that the majority of people here can see the humor in her remarks, that they really stick it to all those "stars' who have been thanking God or Jesus for their awards (I guess that's why the world is such a shambles - God's been out helping Justin & Beyonce with their careers and doesn't have time to pay attention to Iraq or Africa). Kathy's sense of humor is pretty strong, but, come on everybody, grow up. It was funny. At least to this 54 yr.old Catholic whoi has gotten pretty tired of people claiming God to support their own biases. Life On The D List is a very fun show, often funny, often eye-roll-worthy, often quite touching. Get a sense of humor already.

 

lol... you people are so gullible... she's an entertainer... and as such wants her 15 minutes of fame. What better way than to get up there and make some controversial statement just to get her name on the front of newspapers for a month of her life.

She's an attention whore. Buying her fame with bigoted comments. Who gives a fark what she really thinks... the saddest thing about this story is that people give an ugly chick the time of day and an attention bath cos she said something stupid!!!:D

Who the fark is Kathy Griffin? Jesus I know, Christians I have heard of, but who is she?

 

I think Kathy must be really proud right now....I mean, she's got lots of attention because she said something some people find offensive. Which is, of course, the whole point. Those of you who call her a whore or a dumbass or a sinner or whatever the f**k you want to call her need to realize two things:

1) America is not a Theocracy, so go move to Israel if you disagree with that.
2) Everyone has a right to their opinion, no matter what it is or who they are. Whomever you are, in this country you are protected under the First Amendment of our constitution.

And here's number 3:
3) If you disagree with 1 or 2, then please (like Jesus) suck it!!

 

I'm sure her dad would be very proud of her.

Whatever used to make her funny has been replaced by something crass and ugly.

 

I wonder if Ms. Griffin and everyone else realizes that all things spoken are being written down and you will be held accountable for them whether they be a joke or not. Whether you like it or not, you will come to the realization that EVERY KNEE WILL BOW and EVERY TONGUE WILL CONFESS that the LORD JESUS CHRIST is the LORD our GOD. I feel sorry for Ms. Griffin as I do for all the others that do not have a personal relationship with Jesus. His name is HOLY, he is HOLY and all will answer to him whether you believe it or not. I pray that GOD enlightens you all.

Janie

 

Trust me, I am NO holy roller. But I am a Catholic Christian... But I can't agree with the fact that Kathy Griffin and all of you think its funny that she said that... Imagine someone telling you to suck it on national television... (or someone such as your mother/father). Its a total lie if your going to say that you'd not be offended at all. It's human instinct to become offended if someone it mocking you.

Trust me, I am not perfect. Just as everyone I have many sins. But to blatently make a point to not give credit to God (in a rude way) was sad... He gave her life!!! If she didn't want to thank him, she should have just not mentioned him. Her reaction from the year before even shows that she has no class. I don't think Jesus thought it was funny. I think that he was hurt with the fact that she obviously doesn't have him in her life.

Who knows, I can't speak for Him completely. But, teh fact that he died for her and you, is a huge sign that he deserves at least a thank you.

Wheather you realize it or not, Jesus has provided us with the greatest Love you can ever imagine. I believe that most people don't even realize it because they don't even pay attention to it. (Or sacrife to allow Him to be a part of their life) They decide to live their lives selfishly and ignore the one who actaully gave them life.

 

I am no holy roller. I will admitt I have sin just adn you do to. I truly love Jesus. And for that fact I get offended when someone is making him look life a fool. How can she not give him any credit! He gave her life.

imagine someone saying that about you, your own mother/father/the perosn you love the most on this earth. If you would not get offended you must not relaly lvoe them. It huiman instinct to defend those you love.

Pointing out everyone sins such as the peopel in the catholic church is not a way of defending you opinion. You have sins to! THEY ARE HUMAN! it is up to God to judge them. I don't want to judge Kathy... Im not going to take God's job. That's up to him. I just feel sorry that she don't have him in her life. I will pray for her. I'm just trying to state teh fatc that I hate the sin not the sinner.

Wheather you realize it or not, Jesus has provided us with the greatest Love you can ever imagine. I believe that most people don't even realize it because they don't even pay attention to it. They decide to live their lives selfishly and ignore the one who actaully gave them life.

 

No talent, washed-up & angry, well, I can see her going after Christians and Jesus. Turn the other cheek, ect. ect. I mean it has been a bad couple of years , Gig's cancell, husband ripped her off for $70,000.00 plus, and then divorced her silly looking ass. Just like High school. Had to get that ATTENTION! Just waiting to hear they find her body in a Holiday Inn, empty bottle of pills, no note, ect. ect, Exit Kathy...........

 

As Americans, we have the constitutional right to the freedom of speech. What we do with that right is what defines us though. Have we lost our core values so much that we can poke fun at another's religion and belief? I harbor no ill will to Ms.Griffin as she is an entertainer and this type of publicity is exactly what she needs to make her living. But, it is this sort of undignified behaviour that should not be emulated. As Americans, we have the obligation to set the example to the rest of the world. Let us show that we are a country of respect and dignity. Ms.Griffin is just an indicator of how far we have drifted from the path.

 
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