Ted Nugent is a Douchebag

I know this is hardly a controversial opinion.

A few years ago, I had the “pleasure” of seeing Ted Nugent open for Kiss. The show was raw, sweaty, and blissfully loud. As the Motor City Madman powered through hit after hit, I was amazed at how much I was enjoying his brand of gloriously primitive bonehead rock. The massive crowd cheered, pumped their fists, and banged their collective heads to the seemingly endless stream of vaginal odes.

Then… Ted introduced a new song. The song was called “Kiss My Ass”, and he dedicated it to “that whore, Janet Reno”, and “that faggot, Gray Davis”. The song was forgettable enough. Lyrically, the song made “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” seem like Shakespeare. As the song ended, the loin-cloth clad Nuge screamed, “If you don’t speak English, get the fuck out my country!”

I was shocked. Not so much by Ted expressing his Hillbilly views, but by the largely Hispanic crowd around me cheering the sentiment as if the Nuge had just announced he was giving everyone in the audience a million dollars. To keep my sanity, I’ve convinced myself that much of that crowd didn’t speak English.

In July, the Nuge was being interviewed on the Fox News Channel, and said that anyone who jokes about shooting Rush Limbaugh should be imprisoned.

In the above clip from earlier this week, you can watch Ted waving fake machine guns, and pretty much threatening to kill Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Boxer, and Dianne Feinstein.