Burning Man, Earthman, Time Lady & Other AM News

- David Garcia, KNBC's environmental reporter died of liver failure yesterday in Palm Desert at 63. Adios, Earthman! - KNBC
- If you are an illegal alien and you got pulled over, and the LAPD discovered that you didn't have a drivers license, your car would be immediately impounded. That practice might be illegal, somehow, so the LAPD are stopping that. The Sheriff's Dept., however, is a different story - LAT
- Frisco man burns Burning Man by burning the man during the lunar eclipse, gets arrested - SFist
- Surprise surprise, officials of the LA Roman Catholic Archdiocese knew that one of their many child-molesting priests would run off to Mexico to hide (and rape more altar boys) - AP
- The FAA is investigating LAX due to a second close call on a runway - Daily Breeze
- Virgin begins flying between LA and JFK starting today. Stop snickering - AP
- The attack of the frozen yogurt stores continue, now two are opening up within 100 feet of each other in glorious Glendale - Eater LA
- Man hops the fence of an elementary school in Lancaster and starts fondling girls - Daily News
- Hurry up and call 853-1212 before the Time Lady has her plug pulled by AT&T - LAT
- Vote for the hottest local real estate yuppies - Curbed
