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It's Sex Saturday! That means April Smear is going to post a rant or question about all things sex. Let’s create a dialogue and attempt to understand the sexual underbelly of Los Angeles!
When I was 18 years old, I went on a date with an older guy that I had been lusting over forever. He took me out to dinner and a movie, and then we went back to my house to go in the jacuzzi. Needless to say, things started to get pretty hot and heavy while inside. First there was making out, then a little skinny-dipping, and finally the cowgirl position. The sex was going great, except I started to pass out, perhaps from the water temperature, riding him so hard, or the pure pleasure I was feeling - or maybe all three.
Then ZING! I was suddenly awoken by an intense amount of pressure on my butt. My date reached his hand over to my behind and put his finger in my ass! Naturally, I was startled. I barely graduated high school, and high school boys never pulled any shit like this. But then I was pleasantly surprised by how good it felt, how it nicely complimented the intensity of having a dick in my vagina.
After that night, I didn’t know if I should feel happy or ashamed about the finger in the butt. It was quite an experience and I liked the way it felt, however thinking about a finger in my ass sorta grossed me out. To me, things weren't supposed go in the "out" hole. Ultimately, I decided to take the experience for what it was worth and move on.
I didn’t experience another ZING! moment until a couple years later when I was doing it doggy style with my then boyfriend. Much like the first time, I was in a haze of pleasure when I felt something in my ass. At first I thought it was my boyfriend’s dick, so I turned around to reprimand him. But then I saw it was only his finger. He asked if I liked it, and I said, “Yeah, keep doing it.” I then had one of the most intense orgasms of my life.
If I think about each time I’ve had mind-blowing sex, it usually includes my partner providing me with a ZING! I know what you’re thinking. “Obviously, April is a huge butt slut, blah blah blah,” but not so, my LAist friend. I’m just trying to spread the good word, and that is the finger in the ass can really make good ol’ penis/vagina sex that much more pleasurable.
Next time one of my girl friend’s starts bragging about the great sex she’s just had, I’m going to ask, “Yeah, well did he put his finger in your ass?” If not, I'll let her know what's up.
Top photo by ɹɐǝʇuǝʌ1ǝ, Bottom photo by Rafael Peñaloza, both via Flickr
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Now, this is the great stuff I've come to expect from LAist. Nice job, April. Anyone who says LAist has lost it or doesn't cover LA need only read this piece with a great sex tip of sticking a finger up your gal's anus whilst doing her. I can personally vouch for the results myself, both in and outside of Los Angeles city limits. I only wish my girlfriends would be as open to it. (Pun intended!) Keep it up guys! (Pun intended!)
For your next lesson, Ms. Smear, the Duck Pop.