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Do you know what happens when you start documenting all the of the crazy action you've been receiving? It STOPS. My mojo has come and gone, and I await the day when it will make its return.
A couple of weeks ago I couldn't go anywhere without being hit on by cute guys. Now, I only get hit on by cute guys with girlfriends. And it's not so much the girlfriend part that bothers me. It's that a guy will end up revealing it to me hours later, out of guilt or their friend accidentally spilling the fact, when they could've just said so in the beginning, thus not wasting my time.
Here's what I don't understand. If I'm in a relationship, I don't want to hang out with other guys. I want to hang out with my boyfriend. And if I'm out with my friends, and they happen to meet men, I somehow reveal in the BEGINNING of the conversation that I have a significant other so that no one gets the wrong impression. If I have a boyfriend, I don't actively engage in flirtatious conversation with other men, and I especially don't want to hang out with them at 2:30 in the morning. I assume for any person it would be the same.
I've just had my fill with guys and their girlfriends. So far I've met three, two of which I was crushing on so hard, it literally made me sad/sick when I found out they were dating other girls. Most recently, I met a guy that I connected with on a more physical than mental note. It was a total GO, and I was happy because I needed to release some sexual tension.
Then his friend blurts out, "Uh hey man, where's your girlfriend?" in which boyfriend responded, "She's out of town. That's why I'm out tonight." Then he hung his head low and things just weren't the same after that. Hey guy, you should've given your friends a heads up by advising them not to let the cat out of the bag and ruin your game!
It should be noted that, even knowing he had a gf, I still would've hooked up with him if it wasn't explicitly said. Much like the age old question, "If a tree falls, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?" No. Same thing for feeling guilty if you're hooking up with a BF. If you don't know, then it doesn't matter. Unfortunately for me, I keep finding out.
Then…THEN I meet another drummer that's totally into me. Yes! He can't wait to rip my clothes off, and I can't wait to let him. Come to find out, he works for Brandon Walsh, Mr. I can't get a hard on for the life of me. How does that happen? It wouldn't matter if I hooked up with him, except they're sorta friends, and the least thing I need is for Drummer 2 to say to Brandon Walsh, "Yeah, I totally got down with this girl named April Smear," in which Brandon Walsh would respond, "Oh yeah, I got her off a bunch of times, but never with my dick."
No making out for hours. No sex. April's love life is officially in recess. Once it starts back up, I'll be sure to write the next entry with such fervor that my computer will explode, much like when I O. But I don't remember what that's like because the last one I had was so long ago.
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it seems like you put out quite regularly to various guys...you should probably get checked for ST dees
to #1:
The post is about not getting laid. Sign your name, and learn to read, you chicken.
See, I hate it when guys whom I would like to be friends with stop talking to me when they find out I have a boyfriend. I'd like to think I'm capable of having good friendships with guys without the question of sex entering into the picture. BUT THEN AGAIN I am pretty awesome so it's totally understandable they'd just be interested in dating.
April, April, APRIL-
Maybe if you actually got an STD, you'd get more action... You know guys love it when it burns!!!
Moral of the story: Being a clean, hot, cool, girl doesn't always get you action.
yeah that happened to me at least a couple of times over the summer.
it blows... well it doesn't. nothing happens.
"condolences"
I think it's very uncool to hook up with guys with girlfriends, whether the girlfriend's existence is explicitly or implicitly stated, or not stated at all.
That said, maybe girls who sleep with guys with girlfriends deserve to end up wtih guys who cheat on their girlfriends.
I hate when that happens - I always let guys know that I am attached, otherwise it's icky.
By the way, I think the friends who dropped the dime on these guys/prospects were actually doing you a favor and being good guys. I am sure that they knew that the "girlfriend..." was left unsaid and they put the info out there intntionally. Basically, all men have a friend whose morals tend differ from the good guys. This is their way of setting things straight.
I think the drummer part is much more of a deal breaker than the girlfriend part. Drummers, seriously? Always a bad call.
"It should be noted that, even knowing he had a gf, I still would've hooked up with him if it wasn't explicitly said."
Apparently, you haven't had your fill of guys and their girlfriends.
Lots of things about your posts are sexy. Unfortunately, your hypocrisy isn't one of them.
Why don't you make yourself "O" and then tell us about that. Should be interesting.