
Jesus Britney, you're a wreck, but we love every second of it. Especially you recently being hypnotized by that dumb magic guy into being his new girl-toy. You know which magic guy, right? It's Criss Angel, the one who looks like the host of "The Pick Up Artist"on VH1. And, yeah sure, a ring on every finger, black nail polish, and dressing like an 80's washed-up rocker are... attractive? Yeah, riiight.
The two were spotted holding hands at the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel, and Brit's bodyguard was seen soon after buying rubbers from 7-11. Hmmmm.... maybe they wanted to make some "magic".
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EW he is so gross and cheesy I almost can't stand to look at him. I get the same feelings about John Basedow - you know, the fitness guy who's got those awful commercials and the most frightening body I've ever seen? Yeah. Icky icky icky.
John Basedow is the creepiest guy ever.
I imagine John Basedow is rubbing his hands together greedily like Scrooge, knowing that he is just a few guys down on Brit's "to-do" list.
And how does Criss Angel go from Cameron Diaz to THIS? talk about a demotion.
that daft tart
Rubbers from 7-11? You'd thick they'd be prepared before hand (or at least have some back at the ranch).