Britney's Balling The MindFreak Guy!

Jesus Britney, you're a wreck, but we love every second of it. Especially you recently being hypnotized by that dumb magic guy into being his new girl-toy. You know which magic guy, right? It's Criss Angel, the one who looks like the host of "The Pick Up Artist"on VH1. And, yeah sure, a ring on every finger, black nail polish, and dressing like an 80's washed-up rocker are... attractive? Yeah, riiight.

The two were spotted holding hands at the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel, and Brit's bodyguard was seen soon after buying rubbers from 7-11. Hmmmm.... maybe they wanted to make some "magic".

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