One Reason Not to Jump Off a Bridge This Weekend

Every day people attempt and succeed at suicide.

Some of those people are very bad and we're better for it, but most should be given reasons to stick around one more day, because things WILL improve.

Hopefully.

Maybe.

Probably.

No it will get better. Relax. It will.

What's keeping us alive is knowing that Jack Black has teamed up with Michel Gondry, kickass director of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Mos Def, to make this Christmas' Be Kind, Rewind, which looks hilarious.

After that film comes out youre on your own, but hang in there until then.