Clay Aiken Haiku Contest -- Win Tickets To The Greek

Whether you are partial to the Annette Bening days, or a fan of the emo-beatle hair phase, everyone's favorite Presidential advisor and American Idol runner up is playing a show at the Greek this Saturday. LAist has one pair of tickets for one lucky person (or their lucky mom).

Sincerely though, people are nuts about this Aiken fellow and far be it from me to begrudge them their fetishes. In fact, I encourage them. All ye devoted fans, let us now know the power of your love of Clay. Put it in poetry, punk. Register to comment and comment to win. Contest ends Friday 8/3 at 11am. Best haiku wins.

Here's one to get you started...

What did I once hear
Some sort of message about
Worshipping idols

Clay Aiken
@ The Greek Theatre
Saturday, August 4th
8pm