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<title>Henry D</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 00:42:25 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Superb actor...like in the Naked Gun series, or when pretending to squeeze into a glove?

Heisman my balls. He could have won the fucking Nobel Prize for Chemistry for all I care, he still stabbed two people to death.

Oh and btw, USC sucks ass. Suck On! And if you wanna talk about &quot;areas&quot;, why don&apos;t you take a stroll around USC at night...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>hipsterorbum</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:24:52 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;OJ Simpson is a Heisman trophy winner and a superb actor. Furthermore his alleged criminal activity was in Brentwood, which is MUCH better than Norwalk. BOOYA. &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Carrie Meathrell</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:23:43 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;oh hush up all you UCLA haters. Remind me again where OJ Simpson went to school??? HMMMMMM?????????&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>C</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:42:23 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;FUCLA!!!111ELEVENTY&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>LA Bus Girl</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:35:17 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Fight on, Trojans!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>guest</title>
<link>http://laist.com/2007/07/25/ucla_assistant.php#comment-1156367</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:00:11 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;This is obviously just a carefully hatched plot to divert attention from Matt Leinart&apos;s baby daddy problems.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>hipsterorbum</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:49:23 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;That&apos;s UCLA for you... not only does their ASSISTANT coach break into a house, but it&apos;s a house in NORWALK. Over at &apos;SC,  Pete Carroll broke into a Malibu Estate. But he was never charged because the residents were so excited that Pete dropped by that they gave him a huge booster&apos;s check and a new car for one of the &quot;inner-city&quot; boys on the team. &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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