1001 Reasons LA is Better than Florida

#180 - Fuckers can't even spell the Space Shuttle's name right - Local 6

#181 - Lake Mary dance instructor busted for giving teenage girls Ecstasy and boinking 'em - Local 6

#182 - Gulf Shores 11-year-old girl arrested after 100+ mph car chase and for DUI - AP

#183 - Florida ranked #2 for most amount of foreclosures. Only Nevada is worse. - Forbes

#184 - 18-month-old baby hippo in Pensacola murdered by her big fat father - Local 6

#185 - Republican Florida State Congressman from Titusville, a McCain co-chair, popped for offering to blow a guy for $20. Unforts, the guy was an undercover cop - Fox News

#186 - Chris Chambers, the second Miami Dolphin to be arrested in three weeks, arrested for DWI and speeding - AOL

#187 - Nip/Tuck is moving from Miami to LA, because it's hotter here, bitches - Miami Herald