The Good News and Bad News: Al Gore in The OC

Bad news: Al Gore was caught speeding at 100 mph in Laguna Nigel this morning at 2:15am.

Good news: It wasn't the guy who invented the Internet, Al Gore, it was his son, Al Gore III.

Bad news: The cops also found that he had an ounce of weed as well as some Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall.

Good news: Now the President has a perfect person to pardon because brah didn't have a prescription for any of those delicious medicines.

Bad news: He had to spend some time in the men's central jail in Santa Ana before getting out on $20k in bail.

Good news: He's the associate publisher of GOOD magazine, which is a really good magazine.

Bad news: He had been caught driving with weed once before in 2003 back east.

Good news: He went through diversion and had that shit taken care of.

Bad news: If Al Gore doesn't become President, the odds of our shit getting taken care of are lowered.

Good news: People are beginning to wake up.

Bad news: Al Gore III doesn't drive an American car.

Good news: It's a Prius.

Really Good news: Van Halen is getting back together.

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