Bad news: Al Gore was caught speeding at 100 mph in Laguna Nigel this morning at 2:15am.
Good news: It wasn't the guy who invented the Internet, Al Gore, it was his son, Al Gore III.
Bad news: The cops also found that he had an ounce of weed as well as some Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall.
Good news: Now the President has a perfect person to pardon because brah didn't have a prescription for any of those delicious medicines.
Bad news: He had to spend some time in the men's central jail in Santa Ana before getting out on $20k in bail.
Good news: He's the associate publisher of GOOD magazine, which is a really good magazine.
Bad news: He had been caught driving with weed once before in 2003 back east.
Good news: He went through diversion and had that shit taken care of.
Bad news: If Al Gore doesn't become President, the odds of our shit getting taken care of are lowered.
Good news: People are beginning to wake up.
Bad news: Al Gore III doesn't drive an American car.
Good news: It's a Prius.
Really Good news: Van Halen is getting back together.
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Is it just me, or is Al the 3rd a dead ringer for Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse?
To Albert the Third. Listen man, live up to your name. The name Albert means Noble and Brilliant! signed, Alberta
Really Bad news if you're Michael Anthony: Wolfgang shreds your ass at bass, and you're missing out.
Listen Albert the Third. Live up to your name. Albert means Noble and Brilliant. Signed by Alberta.
Just to clarify, it was less then an ounce of marijuana. Anything less then an ounce is a misdemeanor which is why they bother to mention it.
Who knew a Prius could go 100mph?
My favorite part: " If Al Gore doesn't become President" If he would only, only, only run, perhaps we could get our country sorted out once and for all. How can we make that happen?
Toyota is not an American company per se, but it employs tens of thousands of American workers...as well as the steel and plastic...