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Long Beach's favorite son is playing a club in Hollywood as a BET Awards after-party and we have a pair of tickets to give to you.
That's right, the big Snoop D-O double G is performing tonight at the Henry Fonda with his full band (The Snoopadelics) and he wants you to come. And if that wasn't good enough Rudy Rae Moore - or perhaps you know him as Dolemite - is opening!
So there's two ways you can play this, you can either buy whatever remaining tickets are available or you can try to win this contest.
To enter the contest, all you have to do is register to comment, and tell us what your favorite rhyme is from a Snoop Dogg song.
Because the show is tonight, this is going to be a very short contest, so the winner will be picked and emailed by 4:20pm (Snoop would like it that way, we think), so when you register to comment, make sure you use an email address that you check in the daytime.
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one of my personal all-time favorites...
Do you have a fresh pair of panties on?
I got to know, or you could show, me
Silk cotton see-through lace your sexy thong
I got to know, or you could show, me
Second verse of Pump Pump off Doggystyle all day. *sorry for the edits folks
Now you can look to the Sun, and spot the moon
And see Snoop Doggy Dogg step into the room
With the G funk, he funk, she funk, we funk
Follow me, follow me, listen to the words that a ni**a...
I come down with the wickedness
One rude bwoy comin with the darkness
Close your eyes cuz you can't see me
I quit school cause of recess you f'n B.G.
I'm shakin up the party, like Lodi Dodi
Is he the dopest? Ya betta ask somebody
When, then, send, some gin
And a pack of zig zags now let the games begin
In nineteen-motherf'n-ninety-three
I'm f'n up every ni**a known in the indistry
Check this out, it's a Dogg Pound thang
You know who I am you know my motherf'n name, who am I?
(The S-N-Double-O-P) nickname (Silky Smooth) last name (D-O-double-G)
The behavior and the flavor that I found
Makes me wanna hit that ass up with the Dogg Pound
"G's Up Ho's Down". For Sure
some more classic ish (1st verse off Gz & Hustlaz)
Freeze, at ease, now let me drop some more of them keys
It's 19-9-tre so let me just play
it's Snoop Dogg, I'm on the mic, I'm back with Dr. Dre
But this time I'ma hit yo' ass with a touch
To leave motherf*ckers in a daze, f*cked up
So sit back relax new jacks get smacked
It's Snoop Doggy Dogg I'm at the top of the stack
I don't lack for a second, and I'm still checkin
The dopest motherf*cker that ya hearin on the record
it's me, ya see, S-N-double-O-P
D-O-double-G-Y, the D-O-double-G
I'm fly as a falcon, soarin through the sky
And I'm high till I dizzie, rizzide
So check it, I get busy, I make your head dizzy
I blow up your mouth like I was Dizzy Gillespie
I'm crazy, you can't phase me
I'm the S oh yes, I'm fresh, I don't f*ck with the stress
I'm all about the chronic, bionic ya see
Every single day, chillin with the D-O-double-G's
P-O-U-N-D that's my clique, my crew
Ya f*ck with us, we gots to f*ck you up
I thought ya knew, but yet and still
Ya wanna get real, now it's time to peel, ya say chill
and feel, the motherf*ckin realism
Snoop Doggy Dogg is on the mic i'm hittin hard as steel ni**a
I'm gonna have to go with DEEP COVER:
Yeah, and you don't stop, cause it's 1-8-7 on an undercover cop
Yeah, and you don't stop, cause it's 1-8-7 on an undercover cop
Creep with me as I crawl through the hood,
Maniac, lunatic, call 'em snoop eastwood
Kickin dust as I bust fuck peace
And, the mothafuckin drug police
You already know I gives a fuck about a cop
So why in the fuck would you think that it would stop
Plot, yeah, that's what we's about to do
Take your ass on a mission with the boys in blue
Dre, (whatup, snoop) yo I got the feelin
Tonight's the night like betty wright, and I'm chillin
I mean, cmon, a Betty Wright reference is pretty dope, right?
ooooo i forgot to be signed in... i said pump pump, but it'd be really easy to just say every word of ain't no fun or who am i? right now... i still say pump pump
guess who's back in the motherfuckin' house -
with a fat dick for your motherfuckin' mouth!
simple. elegant. and VERY classy.
G's UP, Ho's Down
If da bitch caint swim
she's bizound to drizound!
Oh Snoop, such a way with words you have!
Come over for Shabbos dinner sometime?
Kick a little rhyme bout some gefilte fish
if you wish.
Wit' so much drama in the LBC,
It's kinda hard bein' Snoop D-O double G!
I got my mind on my money
and I got my money on my mind . . .
"Beautiful"
(feat. Pharrell, Uncle Charlie Wilson)
When I see my baby boo, shit, I get foolish
Smack a nigga that tries to pursue it
Homeboy, she taken, just move it
I asked you nicely, don't make the Dogg lose it
We just blow 'dro and keep the flow movin'
In a '64, me and baby boo cruisin'
Body rag interior blue, and
Have them hydralics squeakin' when we screwin'
Now she's yellin', hollerin' out Snoop, and
Hootin', hollerin'; hollerin', hootin'
Black and beautiful, you the one I'm choosin'
Hair long and black and curly like you're Cuban
Keep groovin', that's what we doin'
And we gon' be together until your moms move in...
From Snoop's appearance on Ludacris's "Hoes in My Room"
Hey, hey, y'all gotta go
Y'all gotta get the f--- up outta here, ugly ass b------
I dont understand how these b----- always get in my dressing room
You know what I'm sayin'?
Soon as I get off stage, it's seven or eight ugly ass b------ posted up in my dressing room, and Security act like they dont know who did it.
I know you feel what I'm sayin', all my n----- around the whole world --we need to form a society or something: Fat, gorilla, monkey mouth b----- can't get in our motherf-----' dressing room, or backstage. And if they do,we kindly put our foot up their asses and re-direct them b------ to Security's dressing room, you dig?
Sick of these ugly ass b------ being my dressing room.
SDD] {*Snoop inhales*} Hit this motherfucker G
[Cop] No, naw man, I can't fuck with that
[SDD] Aww MAN, I been dealin witchu for three motherfuckin months
[SDD] You ain't hit the pipe in front of me yet!
[Cop] So what you sayin?
[SDD] I think you five-oh!
[Cop] Five-oh? Man I ain't no motherfuckin cop!
[SDD] Well hit dis motherfucker den!
{*pipe lights up*} ("I can feel it!")
Lodi Dodi
"Mirror mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top Dogg of them all?"
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"
Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay, cuz my skin gets pale
And then I got the file, for my fingernails
Who won? It's way past 4:20!
; )
Oh, and, if I had to do it all over again I might submit:
Fallin' back on that ass with a hellified gangsta' lean
Gettin' funky on the mic like a' old batch o' collard greens
It's the capital S, oh yes, the fresh N double O P
D O double G Y D O double G ya' see
Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
pimpin' ho's and clockin' a grip like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in a mood for some mothafuckin' G shit
With so much drama in the l-b-c
Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day!
Roll up a fat one and pass it around... sit back hypnotize to the neptunes sound!