Wait, the Cobra Snake and Corey were bf/gf?

We thought she was his intern and then became famous and then started dating Vincent Gallo? But you're telling me that there was more than a normal twinkle in her devious smirk?

We're so confused.

And apparently not as down with the Dim Mak-Cobra Snake-LAX scene as we thought we were. Which, strangely gives us street cred, we think.

Regardless, we think Mark is the best photographer in LA and we think Corey is the hottest teenager. And yes, we know that most of you think otherwise. Still, it doesn't matter because when Vice (someone we love) interviews the Cobra Snake and Corey and dispels some rumors, that's exactly something that should be on LAist.

Which it is now, which is nice. Ahhhhh.