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Hi plane that crashed into some houses in Upland!
Hi LAist. Ow.
Whats up?
Not me, I'm crashed into the roof of some guy's garage. Oooo.
You sure are. What the heck are you doing up there?
Hurtin', bro. Hurtin. Eff! I was minding my own business flying around here in Upland and we were making our approach to Cable Airport and the flight instructor said "ok now watch, this is how you do it." And the two student pilots were all, "ok we're watching" and then bam. We hit this one house and skipped off another, and landed on this garage.
The flight instructor said, "ok now watch?"
I'm paraphrasing, LAist, gimme a break. I'm in pieces over here.
OK why wasn't there a fire?
Dunno, LAist, it was a miracle. Groan.
Is it true that the instructor and the students were Muslim?
Beats me, I don't run around asking people's religions.
Did they look Middle Eastern?
Dude, I'm a plane. All you people look the same to me.
Yes but if these were al-Qaeda practicing how to crash into stuff, shouldn't we be, you know, on the look out?
We? Look out? Look man, more people from America have died in Iraq than died on 9/11. If you're going to be on the look out for anything, beware presidents and congresses who send people to places like Iraq to fight a war started by Saudis. Planes in Upland are the least of your concerns.
So did anyone get hurt?
YES ME! I GOT HURT LOOOK AT ME!
No we meant, any people, like anyone in the plane, anyone in the houses?
No.
OK thanks, Upland crashed plane.
Thanks LAist!
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