LAist: Malingering's period piece

PJ Bird

Tue, 29 May 2007 16:26:53 -0800

Freakin' finally. It's not like we haven't been doing this off the record for years anyway. This is too much info, surely, but being pregnant and nursing for a year basically suspended me for 2 full years. Granted, childbirth is a little more intense than a period, but, hey, a little in the plus column, a little in the minus column.

malingering

Sat, 26 May 2007 09:32:51 -0800

If you don't get the photos, ask a woman. They'll explain it to you.

Mushroom

Fri, 25 May 2007 15:18:56 -0800

Advertisement from my youth: Woman in a workout leotard puts one foot up on the locker room bench and asks, Does your life change once a month because of your period? Yes, because I have a mother and a sister who made that happen... hell is other people, said Sartre My testicles do many inconvenient things but their form of torture was never among them. I walked into journalism class and went to the far row of desks to say hello to Cheryl, Shirley, and Rosa. Cheryl snapped at me. I looked bewildered. Cheryl said "You'll have to pardon me, I'm on the rag." Shirley said "So am I." Rosa said "So am I." I responded, "I'm not, am I missing something?" BTW, a funny: Woman and her mother are driving along a mountain road and the daughter asks, "Mom? Sometimes I get that not-so-fresh feeling." Mother says, "You don't mind if I roll down the windows, do you?"

KinkyPuddin'

Fri, 25 May 2007 13:54:49 -0800

Sometimes I wear a pad on the outside for fun.

tomdog

Fri, 25 May 2007 12:14:18 -0800

yes, I get it! the jogger is running away from her period, freed by the Wyeth Corporation

timmay!!!!!

Fri, 25 May 2007 12:01:40 -0800

i'm having better living through pharmaceuticals ... and i'm a man.

Meo Whous

Fri, 25 May 2007 11:43:32 -0800

The photos above make sense if you are a woman...

Gerald

Fri, 25 May 2007 11:29:45 -0800

I'm sorry, its just at this point I grown to have expectations from Malingering.........

tony

Fri, 25 May 2007 10:14:22 -0800

exactly. i for one am grateful for the pics mal picked. they could have been way more... different.

jalapenocheeze

Fri, 25 May 2007 10:03:06 -0800

And just what kind of pictures were you expecting, Gerald?

Gerald

Fri, 25 May 2007 09:59:38 -0800

Where is the photo essay to accompany this piece??!!!

William

Fri, 25 May 2007 09:41:07 -0800

This may just mark the end of "Christian" and "women" being used in conjunction. Unless, of course, the pains are just a way for God to test your faith in Him.