LAist: Say No To Crack

andy

Thu, 17 May 2007 17:28:25 -0800

#1 = one of the funniest captions EVAR!

tequilaandonuts

Thu, 17 May 2007 16:23:30 -0800

People, people... tsk, tsk, tsk, thinking that I'd get worked out about a little butt cleavage. It's this boy's fashion preference, we should really just respect that. . . . . . . KILL HIM, KILL HIM!!!!!!! Throw Madagascar Hissing Roaches on him and when he tries to run he'll fall because of his half-ass (or in this case 3/4 ass) pants and then someone that has a proactive fear of roaches will stomp him to death and then they'll put it on the jumbo-tron and everyone will see that he was killed because of his half-ass pants and then the head of security for the stadium will make an announcement that everyone will have to pull up their half-ass pants because of the national security threat and then they'll make a rule that for the safety and security of the other fans they will have to shoot you on site if you have on half-ass pants. It's for the children people, think of the safety and well being of the children.

Mushroom

Thu, 17 May 2007 12:42:59 -0800

Photo #3 proves that Gumby Ass does exist. Excellent article, and I liked the cut-ins and cut-outs of the game. "Mom brought a bag of Spackle and I had a funnel in my purse. Meanwhile, back on the field..."

Meo Whous

Thu, 17 May 2007 11:01:32 -0800

I feel vaguely responsible for the subject matter... I can't take any credit for the excellent article. Thank you, Malingering! I'm laughing so hard I'm just about crying...but I still have to go wash my eyes out after that 3rd photo.

PJ Bird

Thu, 17 May 2007 10:58:26 -0800

OK, from a totally literary-style viewpoint, this was an awesome article. I love the parallels between the bat-carnage and the southern exposures. Great work. Even though it was very hard to look at sometimes ("say no to crack"-guy was pretty harsh viewing...)

Teddy

Thu, 17 May 2007 10:55:45 -0800

Saito rules. Great, great cracked bat shots!

bbd

Thu, 17 May 2007 10:53:06 -0800

you know, once my friend tequila sees this, she is going to go apeshit, actually purchase a Southwest Airlines ticket to LA, hunt this butt flap miscreant down and sew his pants to his ribcage...believe me, she will go ballistic

cmgrowl

Thu, 17 May 2007 10:46:38 -0800

Cracky the Clown needs butt cheek implants.

wskrz

Thu, 17 May 2007 10:33:42 -0800

Malingering - covering Los Angeles from top to bottom(s)! HAHAHAHAAA!!! You're hiliarious!

Bill S.

Thu, 17 May 2007 10:25:23 -0800

You crack me up. Glad the Dodgers won, you got some great pics as usual.