AM News for your Deviled Egg Hangover

- Is is scarier that a homeless man was walking around downtown with a glock and pointing it at people while saying Bang - or an undercover cop? - Opinion LA

- Nettie Berkson, 91, will attend her 50th consecutive home opener today at Dodger Stadium - Daily News

- She's 102 years old, she's from Chico, and this weekend while you doing nothing, she hit a hole-in-one - Seattle Times

- Third bald eagle egg hatched over the weekend on Catalina Island, fourth comin soon - AP

- Avril Lavigne and her husband from Sum-41bought a $9.5 million house in Bel-Air, where so many other punk rockers dwell - Reuters

- More movies will be made to be seen in 3-D... for some reason - AP

- Pete Wentz was totally making out with Ashlee Simpson at Parc... for some reason - People

- Yesterday afternoon a man getting his hair cut in Bell was shot multiple times - CBS2

- The 11th and 12th case of E.coli in an OC restaurant was reported on Friday - ABC7

- This will be a windy-ass week - CBS2

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