Extra Extra, Theft at LAX? No!

Los Angeles airport employees accused of stealing celebrity property
A group of screeners at LAX suspected of stealing personal items from celebrities, including Paris Hilton, will have misdemeanor charges filed against them. At least now she knows where those panties went.

Los Angeles minister sues police over marijuana raid at church
Rev. Craig X Rubin, founder of Temple 420, the minister who was arrested on charges of marijuana possession has sued police for $30 million, saying his civil and religious rights were violated because he leads a church that uses the drug (or the Tree of Life as his congregation believes the Bible refers to it as) during worship.

Brando Estate Sues Over Sale of Chair
Reps of Marlon Brando's estate are suing two furniture companies, City Leather, Inc and Palliser Furniture, and a retailer over the sale of a home theater chair called "The Brando." Really?

Compton Gun Store Sting
Two managers of Boulevard Sales and Service were arrested; fed, state and local agents say they knowingly sold to felons. Seized were close to 900 guns illegally sold to gang members and convicted felons, including about 100 firearms linked to Long Beach crimes.