TV Junkie: Dancing With the Semi-Stars (no Big Pussy)

Tonight - Monday - March 19th, 2007

Dancing With the Stars (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) Season premiere. Featuring peg leg Heather Mills, Ian Ziering, Clyde Drexler and Paulina Porizkova, Cliff Clavin, that skating guy Apollo Ono, etc.

How I Met.../The New Advent.../Two and a Half.../Rules of Engag.../CSI: Miami (CBS, 8-11:00 p.m.) All new tonight.

Prison Break/24 (FOX, 8-10:00 p.m.) New episodes for old thrillers.

Larry King Live (CNN, 9:00 p.m.) Senator and prez wannabe Barack Obama

'Til Death Do Us Part (Court TV, 10:00 p.m.) Series premeiere. This is what Waters has been hawking all over perdition lately.

The Riches (FX, 10:00 p.m.) 'Nother new episode of this destined for decline show.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) Stephen Prothero

Charlie Rose (PBS, 11:30 p.m.) Wax on, wax off, with Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Calif.)

The Colber(t) Repor(t) (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) Jerome Groopman

The Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:30 p.m.) Bernie Mac, a sober Paula Abdul, Joss Stone performs

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35 p.m.) Terrence Howard, the cast of "Jersey Boys" performs

Late Night With Conan O'Brien (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) the former Mr. Roseanne Tom Arnold, Rainn Wilson, Jesse Malin performs

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) Merv Griffin(!), Nia Long, John Mellencamp performs

Heather Mills (no more McCartney) and dance partner via AP