A Word Or 46:
The Oscars blew its big TV wad all over the place so let's get on with our lives. The Daily Show and Colbert Report are back from hiatus -- did they think they were doing the Oscars again? What's their excuse? Lots of new TV tonight.

Tonight - Monday - February 26th, 2007

Lakers @ Jazz (KCAL, 6:00 p.m.)

Bobcats @ Clippers (PRIME, 7:30 p.m.)

How I Met Your Mother/The Class/Two and a Half Men/Rules of Engagement/CSI: Miami (CBS, 8-11:00 p.m.) 3 hours of new TV my friends.

Everybody Hates Chris/All of Us/Girlfriends/The Game (the CW, 8-10:00 p.m.) 2 hours of new laughs? Unlikely.

Prison Break (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) Michael and Sara find the evidence they need to expose the conspiracy.

Emeril Live (FOOD, 8:00 p.m.) Recipes from Mississippi

Heroes (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) Hostages taken -- explosive showdown.

24 (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) Jack reunited with the "Nixon" president from last season.

Larry King Live (CNN, 9:00 p.m.) First Lady Laura Bush

Great Performances (KCET-PBS, 10:00 p.m.) Sting: Songs From the Labyrinth, this is the one where Sting plays a lute

The Naked City (TCM, 10:00 p.m.) Pseudo-documentary noir flick from '48. Great shots of NYC from way back in the day.

Building a Dream: The Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) Fluff piece about Oprah's new school in South Africa.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) Craigslist's Craig Newmark

The Colber(t) Repor(t) (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) Author Zev Chafets

The Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:30 p.m.) Stupid Human Tricks, less than Jake Gyllenhaal, Brand New performs

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35 p.m.) Courteney Cox (what, no Arquette?), reporter Richard Roeper (pronounced "Dick Roper"), Plain White Ts

Jimmy Kimmel LIVE (ABC, 12:05 a.m.) That bitch who took Kathy Lee's job Kelly Ripa, a kid from Heroes Milo Ventimiglia, Incubus performs

Late Night With Conan O'Brien (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) Paleforce's Jim Gaffigan, dude from CSI Liev Schreiber, Solomon Burke performs

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) Regis Philbin is still alive, James McAvoy from The Last King of Scotland, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus performs

The actors wot won Oscars via AP