A Word Or 71:
Hey, thanks for calling me on my BS mistakes yesterday, it pleases me that some people have been reading my little list of shows and snarky comments. Have a great weekend - the only thing that will get me through Oscar night is alcohol, here's a link to an Oscar's Drinking Game but there's got to be better ones, please post your own or links to better ones in the comments.

Also don't forget to enter our Luscious Oscar Pick 'em Contest - Signed Diana Ross cd? Are you kidding me?

Tonight - Friday - February 23rd, 2007

Celtics @ Lakers (Fox Sports, 7:30 p.m.)

Nanny 911/Trading Spouses (Fox, 8-10:00 p.m.) Last chance to enjoy these fantastic programs before they go on hiatus for a bit.

Ghost Whisperer/Close to Home/NUMB3RS (CBS, 8-11:00 p.m.) New stuff for Friday

Las Vegas/Law & Order (NBC, 9-11:00 p.m.) Los Lonely Boys in Vegas/Dead publisher in L&O

20/20 (ABC, 9-11:00 p.m.) Worried In America, but just not about anything that matters.

Larry King Live (CNN, 9:00 p.m.) Anna Nicole Smith's bodyguard - wait, is this the one who might also be the Dad?

Karate Bullfighter (IFC, 9:00 p.m.) Kickass Sonny Chiba stars in this typical martial artist vs. gangster flick

Giadda's Weekend GetAways (ABC, 9:30 p.m.) Hey you SXSWers, this one's about food in Austin.

Real Time With Bill Maher (HBO, 11:00 p.m.) David 'the Man' Mamet, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Steven Weber

The Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:30 p.m.) Samuel L. Jackson on the muthafu**in' show, Paleforce's Jim Gaffigan

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35 p.m.) Rep. Nancy Pelosi pushes her gay agenda, William H. Macy pushes that horrible motorcycle film, John Mellencamp performs (unfortunately)

Jimmy Kimmel LIVE (ABC, 12:05 a.m.) Alleged slave labor advocate Kathie Lee Gifford, Ken Davitian, Mickey Avalon performs

Late Night With Conan O'Brien (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) Billy Bob Thornton pushes the astronaut farmer thing, J. Alexander, G. Love performs

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) Freak Jennifer Tilly, Miami Ink's Ami James, Rodney Atkins performs

Sunday Night's got the 79th Annual Academy Awards (ABC, 8:30 p.m.) but don't miss Barbara Walters doing her schmaltzy post-Oscar show The Barbara Walters Special (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) and of course E! starts an Oscars Countdown at 12-Noon culminating in the red carpet show at 6:00 p.m., those crazy bastards.

Billy Bob and Virginia Madsen via AP