Friday Entertainment & Gossip Quickies

- Oprah turns her back on abused kids, allows Bill O'Reilly to do his schtick - CityRag

- if NBC really thinks that their only choices to replace Conan are Jimmy Fallon or Carson Daly, then they deserve the mocking they will certainly receive - B&C

- Kimmie says the website that bears her name is a fake, and that she hearts Howard K. because Howard K. hearted Anna and Daniel. And Kimmie says that Anna told her that Howard K. is the baby daddy - Defamer

- Kevin Federline visited Britney in rehab in Malibu. Finally, a videotape we would pay for - People

- Tyra gets McFever and gropes Katharine McPhee on tv - Egotastic

- Umm, is Micha Barton a joint in the driver's seat of a car, in broad daylight? - Evil Beet

- Why is Drew Barrymore smiling? It's her 32nd birthday, she's in a bikini in Kauai, and she looks Mahvalous - Splash News

- The Anna Kournikova make-under - Jordan is your Homeboy

AP photo by J. Pat Carter