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February 20, 2007
Britney Spears Back in Rehab - How Long Will She Stay This Time?
The Associated Press is quoting People magazine that Britney Spears has checked herself back into rehab, some say because she is suffering from post-partum depression. If you ask us she's been acting a fool way before she started cranking out kids.
Although it would be very easy to say something like "oops she did it again" or something ridiculously lame like that, instead we will hold an impromptu contest to see if you can see into the future.
Only because we love Brit and hope that she stays in 'hab until she's washed all those demons out of her hair heart (including the ones that demand that she bump uglies and Reproduce with KFed) .
So the question is How Many Days Will Britney Spears Stay in Rehab?
Put your answer in the comments below and the winner will get a cd 6pack of cool new cds. And if Brit stays in there for a while, we will put aside more cool gifts for the winner.
Maybe she's in rehab for the entirety of Lent? Maybe she's gonna stay there till Christmas? Maybe she's gonna stay there only until her hair grows back?
Who knows? You might! So enter to win.
No psychics please.
photo of Britney Spears trying to gank the style of an LAist editor
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3.5 days she will voluntarily leave mid-day on Saturday to attend a "hot party"
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Exactly 30 days! She will stay the duration and work all the demons out of her system and com back stronger! xxx please i want the c.ds .... come on brit xxx
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let the girl be. we all got problems. stop letting the world know whats going on in her life.. its no ones biz but hers and her familys. shit how you like if some one aired all ur biz on national t.v and the internet..
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I preface with I think it is all horribly tragic, BUT that being said, she has to grow her hair back, so the duration. That's 28 days right?
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6 days - which will give the media the whole "less than a week in rehab" schtick.
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I'll put my money on 21 days.
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9 days.
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When you choose to sign that record deal and become a pop star, you are acknowledging that your life will be dominated with your own celebrity. Deal with it.
That said, I'll go with one week exactly (seven days).
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I think she's in the tank for 7 days - or until she has to get home to her "babies". Perhaps being in a rehab in malibu will make the process a little easier...
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Until this Friday so that would be 4 days. She has to get out of there in time for those Oscar parties unless she's over at Wonderland like Lindsay and can go clubbing after group every night.
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46 days
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2 or 3 days...
and she asked for it. If it was between her and just her family, she wouldnt be famous. She's an attention whore. She asked for it. Im sure if her family loved her and the people around her cared enough they wouldnt be supporting her recent lifestyle. They would be working harder to help her.
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damn, this is why LAist isnt as cool as gothamist. Yeah sure its hollywood and brit represents LA and all but no one wanted to read about her a fourth time in three days just because shes an easy post. we dont care.
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who is britney spears?
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I'm gonna say 12 days... hopefully i get me some nice stuff for that fantastic guess.
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13 is my lucky number, so i'm gonna guess 13 days of rehab.
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15 days.
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28 days later for good but will leave for occasional shindigs a la lohan
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18 days.
Where the hell are her children?
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22 days
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oh ya and i would "like if some one aired all ur biz on national t.v and the internet.."
call me.
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I say 5 days because she may need to shave something
else
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14 days.
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14 days.
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14 days.
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She just checked out. got a fox news alert on it
BRITNEY SPEARS REPORTEDLY ONCE AGAIN CHECKS HERSELF OUT OF REHAB FACILITY
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she's already checked out!
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i am trying to determine whose skull and therefore brain is bigger. i think the size is close though being a woman her skull is most likely smaller to be in proportion to her body though the size of her brain should still match that of an average man like you, tony, (women's brains are thought to be larger in proportion to skull than men's) but i am NOT DRAWING ANY CONCLUSIONS ABOUT INTELLIGENCE, since that has no relation to brain/skull size or penises so now checking out the shape of the domes i note that yours, tony, is considerably higher, more upwardly reaching, girthy and substantial while her's is definitely uh backwards. i am writing nonsensical and possibly cruel babble about people i don't know (ok, one person i don't know) on the internet because my opinion is the most important and intelligent of all nonsensical and potentially cruel opinions written on the internet because i am me and i am enjoying wasting valuable thinking/seeing/doing/breathing time doing it. obviously i am not saying LAist is a waste of time, because it most definitely is NOT and is very much an exceptionally necessary staple of my life and thoughts and nor am i defending miss shears - she is clearly an alien and not human anyway - and now i'm bored with this so i'll go and you'll have just wasted valuable time reading stupid comments on the internet. now i will walk the dog and pick up his poop and chat shit with all the other daytime weho ho's and small doggies walking around picking up poop.
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I say she'll be out this weekend March 10th to hit the hollywood parties in a new wig.
I think she shaved her head because she had no real hair... It was all extensions.
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i say britney will probably get out of rehab april the 8th,
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britney spears kids or with there dad kfed and hoply she well be back in one mounth
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i still like her with a balled head now would u give me the cds