A Word or 14:
Supposedly the Daily Show and Stephen Colbert have the week off - how dare they?! I may have to resort to watching PBS, or, godhelpus, the local news.

Today - Monday - February 19th, 2007

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (TCM, 5:00 p.m.) John Ford's '62 classic with James Stewart, John Wayne, Lee Marvin, Edmond O'Brien, Lee Van Cleef, John Carradine and practically everyone else who was alive at the time.

How I Met Your Mother/The CLass/Two and a Half Men/Rules of Engagement/CSI: Miami (CBS, 8-11:00 p.m.) A new wave of mutilation from CBS.

Wife Swap/Supernanny (ABC, 8-10:00 p.m.) Surivalist Farm Mom vs. Society Snob/Jo the Nanny helps out isolated Alaska man

Prison Break (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) It's all about C-Note and T-Bag.

Heroes (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) The radioactive man pays a visit to Matt.

24 (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) 3:00PM - 4:00PM, will Jack succumb to the afternoon nap urge that I get when I'm in the office?

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) Matt struggles with writer's block, much like the writers for this show.

What About Brian (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) Dave's new boss turns out to be his former intern. Sounds like porn.

Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:35 p.m.) Horror film actor Jim Carrey pushes The Number 23, Daytona 500 winner Kevin Harvick

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35 p.m.) Idol perpetrators Cowell/Seacrest/Randy Jackson, also Tiki Barber, Silversun Pickups perform

Jimmy Kimmel LIVE (ABC, 12:05 a.m.) Shatner

Late Night With Conan O'Brien (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) Senator Chuck Schumer, Tracee Ellis Ross, the Holmes Brothers perform

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) Virginia Madsen pushes The Number 23, comic David Steinberg performs

Last Call With Carson Daly (NBC, 1:30 a.m.) neo-lesbian Carmen Electra, Fall Out Boy perform

Jenny McCarthy & Jim Carrey at premiere of 'The Number 23' via AP