1001 Reasons LA is Better than Florida

#87 Woman fakes her own death but gets discovered AT HER OWN WAKE - St. Pete Times

#88 Eighteen endangered young whooping cranes found no safe haven in Florida. They were led there by a man in an ultralight plane, and were killed in the recent storms - AP

#89 Technical school student in Coconut Creek, angered that his school wasn't teaching anything about Black History this month, stabbed three school officials with a screwdriver on Friday - Fox News

#90 Deaf Lady Lake lady claims she heard the tornado that ripped through Central Florida before it hit. - Local6

#91 Miami cops shut down ''The hottest ticket in South Beach'' -- a private house party starring Paris Hilton, The Duff sisters, Mark Wahlberg and... Ryan Seacrest. Partygoers paid at least $1,000 a ticket to get in - Miami.com

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