TV Junkie: Little Miss Sunshine _and_ Xtina on Leno; Strippers on 'The Office'; Isabella Rossellini _and_ Pee Wee Herman on '30 Rock'; Sarah Silverman's Show Debuts

A Word or 36:
Hopefully the jerkoff session over the Aqua Teen Hunger Force is winding down and we can get back to real topics like: is Paula Abdul getting replaced by Courtney Love on Idol? And other such ilk.

Tonight - Thursday - February 1st, 2007

College Basketball: Oregon @ UCLA (PRIME, 7:30 p.m.)

Ugly Betty (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) With cameos from Tim Gunn and Katharine McPhee

My Name Is Earl/The Office/Scrubs (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) All new. Watch out for the stripper that smells like Tide on The Office

'Til Death/The War at Home/The O.C. (Fox, 8:00-10:00 p.m.) All new.

Smallville/Supernatural (the CW, 8:00-10:00 p.m.) Fantasy/Action vs. Paranormal, the world is your oyster.

Larry King Live (CNN, 9:00 p.m.) Ruben Studdard

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation/Shark (CBS, 9:00-11:00 p.m.) All new.

30 Rock (NBC, 9:30 p.m.) Isabella Rossellini and Pee Wee Herman guest star

Dead Man (IFC, 9:30 p.m.) Johnny Depp in Jim Jarmusch's Western.

ER (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) Forest Whitaker appears but not as Idi Amin, which would have made this show at least marginally interesting.

Grey's Anatomy/Men In Trees (ABC, 9:00-11:00 p.m.) So in one of the shows the gay guy is leaving and in the other Anne Heche is schtupping her costar, do the plots even matter anymore?

The Sarah Silverman Program (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) Series premiere

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) Sienna Miller is there for her politics, really

The Colber(t) Repor(t) (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) Senator Chuck Schumer

Charlie Rose (PBS, 11:30 p.m.) Senator Chuck Schumer (OK ENOUGH ALREADY!)

The Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:30 p.m.) Davefave Bill Murray, NBA sensation LeBron James

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35 p.m.) Little Miss Sunshine herself Abigail Breslin, animal trainer Julie Scardina, Christina Aguilera performs

Late Night With Conan O'Brien (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) Aussie Open winner Serena Williams, comedy guy Kevin Brennan

Jimmy Kimmel LIVE (ABC, 12:05 a.m.) Felicity "She's a man baby!" Huffman, Stephen Marley featuring Damian Marley perform

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) Henry Fonzie Winkler, ahem Zoe Saldana, Jet performs

Abigail Breslin accepts her SAG award with a little help from Greg Kinnear via AP