Heads Up: Bands That May Turn You Gay

these grateful dead dancing bears might turn you gay, look away

We have an editor who sends a lot of emails. We think she should post them because they're usually so good. For example, today she sent us an email regarding a list from the web site of the God Hates a Fag guy, whose video is absurd, but really good.

On one of the pages of his website he warns families about bands that infiltrate their agendas through their music.

After the jump take note of the bands that he warns about, including some reasons why they should be avoided AT ALL COSTS.

* The Spores (endorse suicide)
* Scissor Sisters
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* Wilco
* Bjork (mb)
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah
* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik
* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal
* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
* Le Tigre
* Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
* The Gossip
* The Magnetic Fields
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen
* The Strokes
* Sufjan Stevens
* Morrissey (who plays Pasadena tonight - beware)
* The Pet Shop Boys
* Metallica
* Judas Priest
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones
* David Bowie
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner
* John Mayer
* George Michael (texan)
* Angel Eyes
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground
* Madonna
* Elton John
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana
* Boy George*
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil' Wayne
* Motorhead
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips
* DMX
* Lisa Loeb
* Ted Nugent (loincloth)
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil' Kim
* kd lang
* Frank Sinatra
* Hinder
* Nickleback
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* Elton John (really gay)

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in Middle School I was called gay for listening to The Cure, which didn't make the list!

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Quick. If you own any CDs off this guy's "safe band" list, promptly take them to Amoeba.

They can't even spell Merzbow correctly. This list is not to be believed.

This list is a hoax. The guy behind it is an actor in Dallas.

Ghostface Killah???

I thought Cher was the epitome of all that is gay. She's not on this list, therefore I agree with another reader -- this list is a hoax.

so is the Republican party also a hoax? the patriarch behind them was an actor from california.

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