LAst Night's Action: Slow Night

Kazakhstan 90, World 1 - Borat isn't the only phenom from Kazakhstan. The nation's Olympic ice hockey team has won their last two games by a combined score of 90-1. That's no typo.

UCLA 4, UCLA 3, um, 4, yeah, 4 - According to a school press release, "UCLA was selected third in the Pac-10 Conference's preseason baseball coaches poll." Except they were really ranked fourth, as both the headline and complete rankings indicate in the aforementioned release. Is anybody in the athletic department a math major?

Beckham Watch - Poor stud was euthanized. Wait, that was Barbaro. Becks, it turns out, is now in a commercial, a wax museum, and maybe a reality TV show.

Elsewhere - UCLA hoops falls to #5 and USC falls out of the top 25 ... The Suns winning streak ends at 17.