1001 Reasons LA is Better than Florida

The #1 reason FL is better than LA: We don't need to waste our time searching the internet for ridiculous items about how bad LA is so that we can feel better about living here in FL. Living here is great, and really dude, no one here or anywhere else in the country gives a shit about your opinion. You love LA so much then stay there. We'd much rather take the 800 families a day that move here and have made us one of the top 5 fastest growing states in the nation. Incidentally, there are a lot of people moving here from LA and other parts of California. Hmm, I wonder why. So when you’re in the bathroom with your laptop, tissues, and Vaseline and you're doing what you do when you look at pictures of LA online (alone in your mama’s house I assume), remember that nobody gives a shit that you like LA so much. You can take your state income tax, your high property and sales tax, your polluted air, your “please don’t kill Tookie the murderer, he writes children’s books,” your cold, medical wastewater filled beaches, your whacko celebrities, and your "we're the fifth largest world economy" bullshit and shove it straight up your West Hollywood abused ass. You can put up a thousand reasons-- but we Floridians don't need any--we already know we're on top.

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