TV Junkie: Gates Drops Mad Beats on 'The Daily Show'; Mr. Sulu Beams Onto 'Heroes'; Meet Jack's Dad On '24'

A Word or 51:
I thought I was watching my TiVoed Golden Globes broadcast last night but it turned out to be the Screen Actors Guild Awards with the same winners almost across the board. If the Oscars follow suit can't we just get rid of this circle jerk and have one stinkin' awards show?

Tonight - Monday - January 29, 2007

UCLA @ Stanford (PRIME, 5:00 p.m.) College basketball

Carnival Marathon featuring The Show/Freaks/The Elephant Man (TCM, 5:00 p.m.) Freaks, freaks, and more freaks.

The 2007 Miss America Pageant (CMT, 8:00 p.m.) Mario Lopez serves up more Trump meat.

Prison Break (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) The boys take over a radio station or something.

Heroes (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) Sulu shows up!!

24 (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) Now we get to meet Jack's Dad.

Studio 60 On the Sunset Strip (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) Guys with their hands in their pockets.

Larry King Live (CNN, 9:00 p.m.) Fat Tyra Banks

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) Richestmanintheworld Bill Gates (word of advice: don't upgrade to Vista yet)

The Colber(t) Repor(t) (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) Author Barry M. Lando pushes his Iraq book

The Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:30 p.m.) Non-Oscar contender Will Smith, Evanescence performs

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35 p.m.) Bill Puddin' Cosby, "24" nerdchick Mary Lynn Rajskub, Katharine McPhee performs

Late Night With Conan O'Brien (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) Brad Garrett pushes "Til Death", Sarah Silverman (is unfortunately married to Jimmy Kimmel), Peter Bjorn & John perform

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) Dylan McDermott pushes "The Messengers", cute Danish chick Connie Nielsen, Billy Bragg performs

Jimmy Kimmel LIVE (ABC, 12:05 a.m.) David Arquette is _still_ trying to get people to watch "Dirt", Joan and Melissa Rivers (make finger-gag motion), Spank Rock performs

Bill brings the Noise via the AP