A Word or 56:
Thankfully I was doing my radio show last night and was spared the State of the Union, and therefore, a really bad hangover. It was (somewhat) reassuring to see some livid polarized response but half the time I feel like these guys are going through the motions. Two ways to disgust yourself tonight are: Crawlspace on IFC and Primetime: Medical Mysteries, enjoy.

Tonight - Wednesday - January 24th, 2007

Crawlspace (IFC, 6:00 p.m.) The unbelievable Klaus Kinski stars in this horror flick as the mad son of a Nazi criminal who spies on women in their apartments.

Armed & Famous (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) LaToya and Trish really stretch their skills by going undercover as prostitutes.

George Lopez (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) Season premiere

Friday Night Lights (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) Again, the Panthers are just one game from the playoffs.

American Idol (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) This show is still on?

According to Jim/The Knights of Prosperity/In Case of Emergency (ABC, 8:30-10:00 p.m.) All new.

Dinner: Impossible (FOOD, 10:00 p.m.) Series premiere

Medium (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) Allison discovers a strange relationship between two ghosts. Really?

Primetime: Medical Mysteries (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) Elastic skin people; people with constant seasickness; people with unusual internal organs

CSI: NY (CBS, 10:00 p.m.) This is the one with the drag queen murder

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) Chubby former G.W. Bush Press Secretary Scott McClellan

Charlie Rose (PBS, 11:30 p.m.) NY Times guy John F. Burns

The Colber(t) Repor(t) (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) CNN guy Lou Dobbs

Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:30 p.m.) Impressionist Frank Caliendo, Mandy Moore performs

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35 p.m.) Hottie Sienna Miller, living legend Phyllis Diller, Branford Marsalis performs

Jimmy Kimmel LIVE (ABC, 12:05 a.m.) Andy Garcia pushing "Smokin' Aces", John Cougar/no-Cougar Mellencamp performs

Andy Garcia at 'Smokin Aces' premiere via AP