Late Lunch - Tepid Tidbits For The Soul

STARTERS & DIPS
Was the MTV President NEXT-ed? Mutiny at Music Television. [via Gawker]
50 Cent condoms will cover your wankster. [via Stereogum]
Slash loses his hat. Big whoop. [via Idolator]

EARLY BIRD SPECIAL
The Shins' new album, "Wincing the Night Away" + iTunes glitch = download early. [via Retro Music Snob]

ENTREES
Money talks. And now it spies on you too. [via BoingBoing]
eBay buys scalper website. This article comes w/ a side of witty Photoshopping. [via Idolator]
Banksy prints. Hi-res, lo-cal, zero-guilt, and FREE for personal consumption. [via Buzzfeed]

DESSERT
Scorpions on a plane. The creatures, not the band. [via NPR]

KIDS MENU
Marilyn and Rachel sittin’ in a tree... Rock the cradle of creepy hypersexual barely legal love.[via People]

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