- California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has surgery on his broken femur that got busted during a ski trip in Idaho. No word if he had any other work done while under the knife - ABC News

- Angels give $6.5 mil to Shea Hillenbrand to play first base. Shea was the fella who wrote "the ship is sinking" on the Blue Jay blackboard before he was traded - ESPN

- LA's richies give more to charity than Frisco's richies - The Merc

- Parents traumatized by trying to get their children into magnet schools, commiserate over drinks - AP

- The new Afghani heroin packs a wee bit more punch than locals are used to - Fox News

- Holy hotpants, if you gave or received a Canon A530 or A540 you might find interest in this story - Wired

- Three Mile Island meets Disney - BoingBoing

- LAist can attest to the fact that taking it easy on soda pop can lead to weight loss - MSN

- Fark creates its 2.5 millionth thread. Hilarity ensues - Fark

- Completely unrelated, Gay Rapist on the Loose in Texas - Now Public

- Study proves that coffee does not help in making spider webs - Cannabis.net

- Marilu Henner weds college sweetheart - E! Online

- More US troops have died in Iraq than Americans killed on 9/11 - AP