Dear Rosie, You're a loser, unattractive, and lucky to have your girlfriend. Merry Christmas, The Trumpster

To be honest we've been super busy today with meetings and last minute re-gifting and trying to shake whatever little bug blew into town with those cold gusts, so we don't know why Rosie O'Donnell is pissed that Donald Trump gave his drunken, hot, Miss USA a second chance the day after her birthday and a few days before Kwanzaa.

But Rosie's talking hella shit about Trump, but no one can bash you like The Donald.

Here he grants an interview with some woman who just happened to be in the right place at the right time for Mr. Trump to call Rosie all sorts of names including ugly. As humorous as it is to hear, men with with the worst combovers in history probably should stay away from glass houses. Even gold trimmed, penthouse-level glass houses. Enjoy the love.