TV Junkie: The Decemberist/Colbert Green Screen Face Off Is TONIGHT!

Tonight - Wednesday

Lakers @ Timberwolves (KCAL, 5:00 p.m.)

"After Jesus - The First Christians" (CNN, 7:00 p.m.) Takes a look at the beginnings of Christianity, and let me tell you something, they didn't celebrate Christmas

Raptors @ Clippers (PRIME, 7:30 p.m.)

"A Christmas Carol" (TNT, 8:00 p.m.) This is a pretty darn good '99 version starring Patrick Stewart as Scrooge

"America's Next Top Model: British Invasion 2" (the CW, 8:00 p.m.) Supposedly the photo shoots are _intense_ if you can handle 2 hours of this

"Gingerbread Championships" (FOOD, 9:00 p.m. EST) 300 artists vie for title in this nutty competition

"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) Ben Stiller pushing the heck out of "Night At the Museum" which I am convinced is shite

"The Colber(t) Report(t)" (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) Robert Schneider, Chris Funk - this is it folks, the Decemberists' Green Screen Face Off!!

"The Late Show With David Letterman" (CBS, 11:30 p.m.) Renée Zellweger, holiday toy demonstration(!), Taking Back Sunday performs and gets all emo on us

"The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" (NBC, 11:35 p.m.) Will Smith pushing "Pursuit of Happyness", Pamela Anderson pushing her boobs, columnist Richard Roeper, the Blind Boys of Alabama perform

"Late Night With Conan O'Brien" (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) obnoxious host Stuart Scott, Sean Lennon (whom I think some LAistas like)

Colbert showing Glamour what their magazine should be about via the AP