They Said It! - Katie Couric, Vincent Gallo, Martha Stewart

- Katie Couric to her critics: "Bite Me." - People

- Laker Fans to Britney Spears when her face appeared on the jumbotron: "Boooooooo!" - Pop Sugar

- Vincent Gallo to women who want to have sex with him: "Heavy-set, older red-heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill ($100,000). No real female will be refused." - d listed

- Famous rock photographer Ross Halfin on Eddie and Wolfie Van Halen: "Edward is in a great mood, he's easy to work with. And I'm not saying who or what I shot, but I will tell you Edward played a couple of CDs which I thought were from 1978 (it was from two days ago) of VAN HALEN rehearsing with [Eddie' son] Wolfgang Van Halen on bass. It was jaw-droppingly amazing. They played 'On Fire', 'I'm The One', 'Atomic Punk'. I'm not listing the rest, but I will tell you the band sounded untouchable...They will come back and destroy the world." - 93X

- Lindsay Lohan in an email to her friends on learning how to pole dance for a role on an upcoming film: "I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now. . . I'm not gonna lie to ya." - Defamer

- Martha Stewart, the perfect homemaker, on having no one to pay house with: "I don’t have a lot of offers to go out on dates... I wish more men would ask me out, actually." - US

detail of a photo by Lush.i.ous via the LAist Featured Photos