Wednesday - Tonight

Lakers @ Mavericks (ESPN, 6:30 p.m.)

Jazz @ Clippers (PRIME, 7:30 p.m.)

"King of Queens" (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) Double whammy - 2 new episodes.

"The Next Top Model: British Invasion" (the CW, 8:00 p.m.) 2 Hour debut(!)

"The Biggest Loser" (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) Season finale in mondo 2 hr. episode.

"The Lost Room" (SciFi, 9:00 p.m.) Final episode of the miniseries.

"One Punk Under God" (Sundance, 9:00 p.m.) If you pay for it, watch it: the son of scandal-ridden evangelists Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker. I read a New Yorker article about him a few months ago, I wasn't impressed. Series premiere.

"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) "The Office" creator Ricky Gervais probably not saying anything he didn't say on Conan last night

"Charlie Rose" (PBS, 11:30 p.m.) Henry "Hank" Kissinger talking in a deep, almost unintelligible mumble

"The Late Show With David Letterman" (CBS, 11:30 p.m.) The perennial fave: Kid Scientists, 8 million year old Regis Philbin, Robert Randolph performs

"The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" (NBC, 11:35 p.m.) Dakota Fanning, Aaron "In The Company of Men" Eckhart, Twisted Sister rocks it(!) performing some Twisted Christmas tunes

"Late Night With Conan O'Brien" (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) Jeremy "Dead Ringer" Irons, Aimee Mann performs (a dour Xmas tune I think)

"The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) Rob Morrow from "Numb3rs", dyke icon Lucy Lawless (she's blonde now), Jet performs(!)

clip from "One Punk Under God"