TV Junkie: Emo Rockers Take Over Late Night TV; da Bears on Monday Night Football; Supersized "House"

Tonight - Monday

"Breakheart Pass" (TCM, 5:00 p.m.) Charles Bronson starts off Crime/Mystery night on TCM. This is followed by "Murder On the Orient Express", "Sherlock Holmes in Terror By Night", and "The Narrow Margin"

"Monday Night Football" (ESPN, 5:30 p.m.) da Bears @ Rams

"NBA Basketball" (PRIME, 7:30 p.m.) Spurs @ Clippers

"How I Met Your Mother" (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) Xmas episode followed by new episodes of everything else on CBS Monday night. Does anyone who reads LAist watch CBS on Monday? Please let me know.

"House" (FOX, 8:00 p.m.) Tonight's a wet dream for Housies: 1 giant 2 hour-long episode. CORRECTION: THIS IS NOT A NEW EPISODE DESPITE WHAT ALL THE ONLINE GUIDES WERE SAYING.

"Supernanny" (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) Bullying dad gets reprimanded.

"Larry King Live" (CNN, 9:00 p.m.): Clint Eastwood makes my day

"Late Night With David Letterman" (CBS, 11:30 p.m.): Matt Damon pushing "The Good Shepherd", Barbara Walters probably talking about drunk Danny DeVito

"The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" (NBC, 11:35 p.m.): Former President Jimmy Carter(!), Edward Norton pushes yet another costume drama, "The Painted Veil", emosters Panic! At the Disco perform

"Late Night With Conan O'Brien" (NBC, 12:35 a.m.): admitted (former) stoner Cameron Diaz(!!), emosters Dashboard Confessional perform

"House" pic from Fox Broadcasting -- so you ladies really find a grizzled Hugh Laurie attractive? I am always amazed