TV Junkie: Hepburn; Big Losers; Top Models; Queens' King

Tonight - Wednesday

"Funny Face" (TCM, 6:00 p.m.) Audrey Hepburn stars in this '57 musical comedy that features the dance sequence that the Gap has been using in their recent commercials

"NHL Hockey" (PRIME, 7:00 p.m.) Predators @ Ducks

"NBA Basketball" (Fox Sports, 7:30 p.m.) Hornets @ Lakers

"America's Next Top Model" (the CW, 8:00 p.m.) Season finale

"The King of Queens" (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) Season premiere - back to back episodes

"The Biggest Loser" (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) We're down to the final four - baby's got back to back episodes

"Twentyfourseven" (MTV, 10:30 p.m.) Series premiere. Supposedly a basic cable, "Entourage"-esque reality show.

"Charlie Rose" (PBS, 11:30 p.m.) Fatwa-flaunting author Salman Rushdie, "My name is" Michael Caine, and Republic of Botswana President Festus Mogae -- Festus visits near the holiday of Festivus!

"Late Night With Conan O'Brien" (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) Rob "sextape" Lowe, Rashida Jones (from "The Office"), Drake Bell performs

"The Colber(t) Repor(t)" (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) Author, NYU Prez, Banker, and well-rounded rich white guy John Sexton

Photo of Hepburn's little black dress via AP