Female HS Teacher Sexxing Male Student Craze Hits The OC

To say kids today have everything is an understatement. And the spoils betrothed to the youngsters of Orange County make "My Super Sweet 16" look like the first days of "Survivor".

For some reason, though, the rest of the country has been leading the way when it comes to young female high school teachers banging their students... until now. According to CBS2, a 31 year old English teacher from Mission Viejo was arrested for "suspicion of oral copulation" with a boy "older than 14 and younger than 18".

Trust us when we say that there are an unending amount of jokes that could fill this paragraph regarding oral sex, our humble-if-not-absent high school sex life, the words oral and copulation, and the juvenile hope that the alleged perp, Alyssa Ann Johnson, looks anything like Debra Lafave, but we're professionals... and so lonely, Ms. Johnson.

Trabuco High, where Johnson "teaches", is the largest school of the Saddleback Valley Unified School District and is known for it's award-winning symphony, and Model U.N. And yes we have a number of good jokes that can go here too but we suddenly want to pull an Adam Sandler and go back to school like Billy Madison.

Update: Ms. Johnson's photo has been released (above) and she's no Lafave.