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To say kids today have everything is an understatement. And the spoils betrothed to the youngsters of Orange County make "My Super Sweet 16" look like the first days of "Survivor".
For some reason, though, the rest of the country has been leading the way when it comes to young female high school teachers banging their students... until now. According to CBS2, a 31 year old English teacher from Mission Viejo was arrested for "suspicion of oral copulation" with a boy "older than 14 and younger than 18".
Trust us when we say that there are an unending amount of jokes that could fill this paragraph regarding oral sex, our humble-if-not-absent high school sex life, the words oral and copulation, and the juvenile hope that the alleged perp, Alyssa Ann Johnson, looks anything like Debra Lafave, but we're professionals... and so lonely, Ms. Johnson.
Trabuco High, where Johnson "teaches", is the largest school of the Saddleback Valley Unified School District and is known for it's award-winning symphony, and Model U.N. And yes we have a number of good jokes that can go here too but we suddenly want to pull an Adam Sandler and go back to school like Billy Madison.
Update: Ms. Johnson's photo has been released (above) and she's no Lafave.
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I don't know what's worse anymore.
These stories? Or the obligatory "gee, wish that happened to me" conversation which always come after.
As per Jeff, it's obligatory: This is serious. We need to track this student down and give him his "Luckiest Boy In America" medal right away.
I knew this chick in high school. The picture is terrible, she's better looking than that.
If the administrator wants to post pics of her. Just leave a comment hear and I'll send one to you. I gave a fake email address so...
She deserves to have a better picture out there. She was nice to me ;)
feel free to send the pic to thelaist @ gmail.com
i have/had her this year. she was my favorite teacher and super nice and cared for her students. she listend 2 pplz problems 2. and im convinced that that pic is photoshopped. she looks better than that. she usually remindes me of sandra bullock (or however u spell that name)
"Annonymus" is not exactly scoring any points for Johnson's skills as an English instructor, here...
not at all
plus, why would we photoshop a pic to make it look worse? we want our teachers who get it on with male students to look as hot as the ones in Florida.
send us more pics of this allegedly hot teacher then, OC kid(s).
I want to know more about the "victim." You kids that go to that school, start typing. What's the story?
I went to school with her in Tustin. 1992.
The crazy thing is that I grew up one street over from this chick and went to school with her from 1-12... She was the perfect square, a total goodie good girl... The last person I would ever expect... UNREAL!!!
PS... She sure didnt age very well:P
Good god, you guys, go easy on the poor thing. She was getting BOOKED! Like in JAIL! I'm sure she was terrified and upset.
From my female perspective, I have to say it just looks like she doesn't have a single stitch of makeup on at all. When I saw her at our 10-year hs reunion a while back, she looked really pretty.
And historically speaking, mugshots aren't exactly the most flattering of photgraphs. So have a heart.
This is crazy. We all probably know eachother but we post anonymously.
I would have to say that she was not a total square.