How Do You Make Cocaine?
Dear LAist,
Recently I ruined, uh, retired from my career. I am looking to go into a new line of work, namely the production and distribution of cocaine.
Can you help?
Kramer.
Dear Mr. Kramer,
Producing cocaine is a tricky feat involving lots of chemicals and hard-to-get ingredients. Not only is it illegal but it's sorta immoral.
If you want to destroy lives while turning a huge profit, have you considered being a tobacco lobbyist? Much better job security there.
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