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Seinfeld's oh-so-funny Michael Richards left a crowd full of fans silent as he walked off stage Friday night at the Laugh Factory down on the Sunset strip. Kyle Doss was at the show with 25 other friends when he started to heckle Richards, saying "You're not funny".
The cellphone-camera/handycam starts rolling as soon as Richards screams "Fifty years ago we'd have you hanging upside-down with a fork in your ass," then continuing "You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker! Throw his ass out, he's a nigger, he's a nigger! He's a nigger!" And he didn't even say it in a funny way (if there even is a way). It was definitely meant to be vicious and intimidating to the heckler and his friends (who by the way managed to keep their composure).
The crowd responds by yelling "That was uncalled for!" and such, as many start to get up and leave in disgust. Richards then states, "They are going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger?" followed by "Is this too much for you people to handle?"
He then dropped the mic and proceeded to walk off stage. You can check out the video for yourself here on TMZ.
Richards will probably be checking into the same rehab clinic as Mel Gibson.
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There was a Seinfeld episode in which George's girlfriend heckles Jerry's stand-up routine and Jerry goes to her place of business and heckles her back. I'll bet Richards wished he'd remembered that episode... "Hey, give me a break! I don't come down to the car wash and tell you how to shine spinners!"
Richards needs to get his standup chops back because he really blew a gasket on this one. He let those guys get the better of him and just lost it and tried to make up for it with some pathetic jokes. It looked so amateurish. That's almost as shocking as the racist aspect of this incident.
And just in time for the dvd release of Seinfeld season 7!
Seinfeld ripped that line from Martin Lawrence who was being heckled and said "I don't come to your job and knock dicks outta your mouth..." ;)
I think that this is him at his absolute worst.Ive heard him going on and on about how fucking fake god is i still cant belive he would say something like that. Maybe he's on drugs, whatever it is he had no excuse to say that shit. and by the way did you hear that he was back at laugh factory the night after his happened?
LA Scumbag: supposedly Kramer's going to be on lettermen (with seinfeld) tonight as well.
Barry: Good call on that Martin Lawrence rip-off. I think Martin is hilarious...even though he stole a lot from Pryor....
Another double standardc situation. Black comedians and black people in general can say whateer they want about white people but white people can't say anything about black people. Black people are the most racist people we have in this country and love playing the race card.
This clip brought tears to my eyes it is amazing how ignorant people still are!!! Especially Kramer this hurts my hear I been watching Seinfield for years its disappointing but an eye opener people are still ignorant.
To the guy who said that this is a "double standard situation" - maybe you are new to basic human ethics and to world history in general, unaware that jokes reflecting slavery/the holocaust/ are seldom appropriate etc.
People raised without knowledge or respect for the golden rule scare me and probably reflect the overall climate of our time (terrorism, this administration). Its funny how comedy, even at its worst, has a political element.
I dunno, i dont think it was appropriate of him to talk like that to audience members or anyone for that matter. Still i saw the video and the african americans werent exactly being angels themselves. They retaliate with racist remarks of their own. Neither of them were in the right. So lets not be to overly biased on this topic shall we.
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...Another double standardc situation. Black comedians and black people in general can say whateer they want about white people but white people can't say anything about black people. Black people are the most racist people we have in this country and love playing the race card...
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That is absolutely not true. Have you ever watched the Blue Collar comedy show? They rip on minorities just as musch as black people do to white people, and you know it's ok because it's funny as hell. Black people rip on white people all the time and it's ok too because it's funny as hell, but you know who they make fun of the most: themselves.
There's a big difference between a joke and a desperate pissed off rant clearly stating that "oh hey 50 years ago we walked all over you like dirt" in a nutshell. It doesn't matter that he got interupted. This happens all the time. Have you ever been to the amateur night at the Apollo. Man you'd lucky if you get 30 sec without being interupted. It's the way you handle it that makes you a good comedian or not. Why is it that his reply was based on race? As a comedian he could have ripped a new one to the troublemakers in the audience without even mentioning race and make them feel stupid. Other stand up comedians have done it.
I am half black, half white. So I heard all kinds of racists jokes from both sides all my life. Michael was not joking and it is really sad. I watched Seinfield a lot. And Kramer was the reason I watched that show. Unfortunately I guess the character is a lot better than the actor and too funny to be true.
After watching Michael Richard's video, it feels like Lenny Bruce.
It's a comedy club . . not a political rally. The sky is wide open. If you can't deal with off-the-handle humor, don't go to a comedy club. It's a sensitivity thing.
As an artist, he's uptight over the rudeness of someone talking through his "word" art. The audience (and world?) are overreacting. These are words . . not actions.
He is going over the top. Go figure. . . Kramer going over the top. Who'd a thunk it?
Yeah, this is unforgivable, isn't it? We all know african-americans would never talk during a show in a theater, would they? :)
double standard is right, africans were not the first to be put into slavery and do not deserve any special treatment. the N word can be part of their vocab but it is racist when someone else uses it, just dumb. don't heckle if you cant stand the response.
I don't blame him for giving those niggers what they deserved. If they didn't think he was funny then they should get a job or get an education.
David, you're right... every time I have been to a movie theatre.. the people that are always disrupting... are the niggers. I don't even have to turn around to know the right answer. I don't have anything against blacks, but I can't stand niggers.
I don't know if there is a double standard so much as white comedians don't have any balls. Least not anymore.
Sure, most black comedians chose their favorite Pryor bit and turn it into 20 minutes.
But, maybe with the exception of Silverman....white comedians sound like they have too much to lose. They don't talk about race or drugs typically. (And Jim Bruer's alcoholic fratboy act doesn't count.) They may be profane and dirty but they don't test their audience like Hicks or Bruce.
Instead of Kramer calling hecklers niggers he could've been ballsy and imaginative and ripped on hip-hop for 2 hours.....like Hicks probably would be doing were he still with us.
For this to be the huge deal the media is making it out to be... why didn't more than 6 people show up at the Laugh Factory to protest it?
I could get six people to show up and protest the fact that "Coca-Cola" is shortened to "Coke".
By the way... all of you out there denouncing Kramer for saying 'n!@@er'... I expect you to throw away your Thanksgiving dinner and refuse to watch NFL football or MLB Baseball until the Redskins and Indians have been renamed. Stand against all hate or you're just urinating in the breeze...
I don't know. All this on-line technology, web wizardry and real-tme posting capability just to read this drivel? I'd rather read something I could learn from, instead of the equivalent of over-hearing a bunch of morons on a bus. For pete sakes, this will all fade away in about 15 minutes, maybe less. I know this: if he were hecking any other minority group, or women, there wouldn't be as big an outcry. That is a fact, my friends. No dispute.
Agreed, Ludd Ite, which is exactly why Kramer "went there". He knew he was bombing, he knew he was off, so he went nuclear (repeatedly) with a word that he knew had power. Then he had the nerve to try to lecture the crowd about their sensitivity to the word.
It had nothing to do with web wizardy, real-time posting, or on-line technology, it had to do with a comedian who fucked up and wasn't funny.
I read this somewhere and by golly it is true:
"A few users contribute the overwhelming majority of user-contributed content (like this post), while most users either post very rarely or not at all. Unfortunately, those people who have nothing better to do than post on the Internet all day long are rarely the ones who have the most insights. In other words, it is inherent in the nature of the Internet that any unedited stream of user-contributed content will be dominated by uninteresting material."
The dude lost it. He was pissed and went to a dark place where he would say anything to piss off the heckler. He apologized very sincerely on Letterman and didn't play any bullshit "I was drunk" excuse.
I'm gonna give the guy a break.
Kramer is only the tip of the iceberg. There are millions of white Americans and whites across the world that feel that way. We as Black people need to stop this silly MLK dream BS and end this living nightmare. Whites only respect violence and we will continue to suffer unless we do what it takes to end this BS. We can kill for crack but not freedom!! WTF The reason the word 'cracker' and 'nigger' are not the same is because whites were not enslaved by the most brutal and evil slavery known to man. The word nigger was used to magnify psychological operations early in American history for free labor and some sick idea of superiority. The only superiority I see is a much higher degree of evil. Second, when you speak of rap music... A little history for you stupid David Duke repeating idiots. Rap music started out as uplifting the Black condition in the world. As soon as white children started buying rap, the so-called 'gangsta rap' became the dominate rap format. There were many more positive rap groups back when rap was really Black music. Non-blacks buy 80%+ of rap music for the last 13 years or so. Your children drive the market by dollars, rap is commercial (white washed) so to reference it is silly. By reading the comments posted it again proves whites are not that intelligent, whites relied on evil and technology to gain the upper hand on other races. But do not think your azz can’t be dealt with, the game is never over…. As a matter of fact it just began. Keep spewing your BS all across the world. We are listening and tired of your BS.
Luddite, you are living up to your name. That quote is in reference to groundbreaking sites like Wikipedia and the lack of comments in blogs.
There are over 50 million blogs currently on the web, this being just one of them.
The people who post on LAist don't do it because they have "nothing better" to do, but because they *gasp* actually enjoy it. And some of us have even made a career out of it.
Furthermore, the fact that most of the blogosphere is unedited is part of the reason for its popularity. Having an editor, like LAist does, does not guarantee interesting material. Infact, of the most popular 1% blogs out there, very few have editors, and most are written by people with full-time jobs that are unrelated to their blog. The fact that some of them are quicker at reporting news than paid professionals is merely a numbers game, there are far fewer "journalists" than the millions of us who blog.
Thus your cribbed, misinformed, misguided quote couldn't be more inaccurate, by golly.
If the variety of free information and entertainment found in the blogosphere does not interest you because it's produced unedited by regular people, then it's understandable that LAist, which is edited, and written by superheroes is where you find yourself.
Agreed, Tony.
If a blog entry has any lengthy debate these days, it seems a commentor eventually feels obligated to point out that blogs are ridiculous in the first place.
Please enter the debate or don't. You can't vault any argument with a claim that most of the unedited user-content on the internet is uninteresting. If that were the case, than the Chinese wouldn't be monitoring it. And you wouldn't be reading it. Blogs are here to stay, interesting or not.
You American's crack me up.
I can't believe you are even arguing over this. As for the movie theater comments, you can only have said them to be provocative, either that or you are truly an ignorant idiot.
Richards wasn't joking, he was attacking. His behavior was unacceptable. This isn't even a debate, so stop debating it.
I think he should be punished for inciting viloence. This isn't a free speech issue. You can't hamper free speech but you can have laws against violence and hate, verbal or otherwise. I do not think the kids he insulted should get a single penny for it tho - litigation culture makes me sick and in this case can only serve to deepen tensions and widen gaps. Ultimately it will make others think they can use their race to make a quick buck.
So we should have laws against "verbal hate" but we should not use them to sue? So Richards should do community service for "hate speech" but none of his "victims" should receive a monetary settlement for any damages?
Yeah, I agree that America is too litigious a society and that the hecklers would be going overboard by suing. But I disagree that Richards should be punished by our legal system. Hopefully his career (and social circle) will be punished enough.
Tired of the BS:
Give everyone a break. You don't have a monopoly on being a member of a subjugated minority. Hell, your group wasn't even the first in this country to be subjugated. Get in line behind me and the rest of the Native Americans - we've been waiting for things to change a couple of hundred years longer than you have. At least I can say my people were literally set upon by outsiders. Your people were sold into the situation by your own people.
RCSanders you are a complete idiot, while you where over here howling at the moon, whites and blacks were over in the center of human civilization paving the future of humanity. They have been attacking Africa since the day Greece and Rome slaughter our people and stole our knowledge. And we were not sold into this situation, and those that were they thought it would be indentured servant type slavery, not this evil brutal psycho-type slavery. Stick to the casinos and let the true race determine the human fate. Idiot.
The sad fact is most of what you know to be history and fact is WRONG, half-truths, and word play. You are the product of what you know, and therefore; what are you? You are so delusional you don’t know. We lost more people coming over the Atlantic Ocean than the entire population of North America at the time. Get your facts straight, we were just stronger to endure where you faltered and almost became instinct. You did not go through slavery, they just slaughter you like cattle and keep it moving. But my fight is not with your race, so stay in your place little man.
To "Mike" "David" "Ha ha" and "Hitler". Be real for once. Richards said what most of white america still thinks and feels today. Your all just undercover haters!! He just let his secret slip out in front of us. And if those men were as ignorant as you think most blacks are they would have kicked his butt after the comedy show. And to "RCSanders" I'm black and indian so you stand in line behind me!
It doesn't matter what Michael Richards is or thinks as long as he doesn't SAY things like that to someone in order to put them down. Putting someone down using the N-word, given its power and intimidation, is wrong in all respects.
Michael Richards said things that just SHOULD NOT be said. You can't say "CANNOT" because that wouldn't be very constitutional in my eyes. Labels like racist don't work because I can't really draw a line at what makes someone racist. Instead I elect to call him a "fucking idiot".
I don't support fucking idiots.
I have never raised so much as an arm to the white man. I see you as Black men gone terribly wrong. I see you as my brothers, but I can not and will not tolerate evil and deception at the expense of my people. Let us get it right, I will love you just as much as I love my own. I would protect your good just as bravely as my own. I know there are good white people and to them I say “I respect and love your tender heart, my brothers and sister.” But come on, enough is enough… there has to be an end!! We can not take much more. This is very burdensome on the soul and mind. You can not even imagine. You think it is a joke, but it is real. And we only want an end, we want peace and love across the globe. We will never follow the path of your fathers, do not worry. I can love you as brothers, can you do the same?
I seriously think that it was totally rude for the person in the audience to interrupt the comedian while he was performing. Also, I think Kramer over reacted to the situation as well. As far as I am concerned they both were rude and immature about the situation.
Reading all these comments on here got me so upset, because people make a big deal out of the color of peoples skin. WE ARE ALL THE SAME!! We live. eat, crap, and die. No one is exempt from this. No man is better. I read a comment saying that black people are rude , and talk during shows, and other races do the same thing. There are rude people everywhere, every race. No one are saints. We are all equal, and I think that is really sad that with all this violence ,and wars going on , that people focus on ignorant people. The entire thing was uncalled for with both parties that were involved. I think both of them should get themselves together and work out whatever problems they have or stay to themselves
Because me and a lot of other people have too much stress going on in life to hear some silly crap like this. No race in this world is better than another. WE ARE ALL IMPERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He shouldn't say that...But you know something? Those guys were really bad also. That's not right, they insult him too. Kramer I LOVE YOU. I am colombian and I love Kramer and I love Michael Richard Tirade. Please he is human.You are the best of all in Seinfeld. We watch every single episode of seinfeld.
Correction: I am not agree with racist comments. I wish never happen again... .(correction of my last posted comment - by mistake I wrote Michael Richard Tirade instead of Michael Richard. My apologies).
GO KRAMER!!!!FINALLY SOMEONE IN HOLLYWOOD FOUND THEIR BALLS AND SPOKE THE TRUTH. NIGGERS ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE NIGGERS(worthless primates)...
HOW TO BE A WORTHLESS, VILE, AMERICAN YARD-APE!!!!
Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are.
- Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for.
- Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope.
- If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father.
- Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say.
- As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time.
- Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.
- Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro.
- Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder.
- Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib.
- Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot.
- Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and no cops can see in while you...
- Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs.
- Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.
- Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon your children with them also.
- Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you.
- Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer.
- If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good.
- Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones.
- Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf)
- Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts.
- Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else.
- Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around for the $1.42 for the bottle of Magnum.
- Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk to other niggers while you ring up the customer.
- Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference.
- Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel (gangsta drivin').
- Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that you earned the position and that the other co-workers respect you. Whenever you fuck up, scream "racism!" & hope you get enough Generation X liberals in the jury.
- Never, I mean NEVER, take any responsibility for your actions. Always blame others including Asians, Latinos, Mexicans, and especially Whites for your sorry ass stupid lives.
- Advertise your "nation" (gang) with a bewildering array of colors that mean nothing to any one but other nig's. Oh yes, if another nig violates your "nation" i.e. garbage strewn empty lots and burned out tenements, shoot their ass.
- Look for identity in murderous criminal gangs when you can't find it in broken nigger homes because your mother was a 15 year old cokewhore and your father is in jail doing 5 to 15 for pistol whipping a mini-mart cashier.
- Be all concerned with east/west connections, cellular phones, beepers, drive by's and other trivial bullshit that Whites will never understand anything about (what's to understand?)
- Lament ghetto gang life while at the same time...
- Listen to rap "music", which glorifies "gangsta" life, crime, drugs, murder, early death, oppression of women. Rip off other legit music to fabricate rap music which probably takes an engineering degree to "write" (because of the technical know-how to operate the machines) while not requiring any music talent at all. Then get some young criminal scum to perform it, after changing his name to something stupid like Snoopy Dog. Spell the name of the group with phonetics and use a number in it because nig's really like that.
At least rap is an opportunity, e.g. for young black criminals to further their criminal careers. Rap needs only four things to be successful:
a producer, a promoter, a front-man flunky, and MTV to shove it down our throats. Be sure to say absolutely nothing important during the 5 pages of dialogue in a given rap joint other than "look at how much of a nigger I can be." Then roll a joint in the joint and think about the joint while stylin' to the joint.
- Show other lame-ass races the black race is unique by having a culture/lifestyle that results in diseases/poverty/birth rates for blacks consistently rising while it falls for the others.
- Fear and loathing of dogs is set in the genes for nig's. Of course bigotry against blacks is set into the genes of dogs. So be sure to get a dog, tie it up in the cold and mud and neglect it until it dies. Then start all over again.
- Always have ten excuses involving hospitals for why you can't pay your bill. When or if you finally settle up, pull out a big wad of bills out of the welfare check to do it. Cash must be used because you long ago fucked up your credit and checking account.
- Cram 5 generations into a two room government apartment and still be able to neglect your kids.
- Die young. The #1 cause of death for nigger males between 15 and 30 is murder.
NIGGER JOB APPLICATION
It is not necessary to attach a photo since all Coons look alike. NAME_________________________ALIAS:_______________________ DATE________________ ADDRESS________________________________________________________________________ (If living in automobile give make, model & license number) NAME OF MOTHA_________________________ NAME OF FATHA___________________________ (If known) MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE: Cadillac___________Lincoln____________Imperial_____________ Number of children claimed on Welfare__________________________________________ Number of legitimate Children (If Any)_________________________________________ Marital Status: Common Law________ Shacked Up__________ Place of birth: Crack House________ City dump___________________ Zoo________________ Back Alley__________________ Free Public Hospital_____________________________ Approximate Estimate of Income: Welfare $__________ Unemployment $____________ Theft $____________ Drug deals $______________ Check machines you can operate: Typewriter_____________Adding Machine__________ Afro-pick______________Drugs scale_____________ Switch Blade___________Injection needle________ Saturday nite special_______Crack pipe_________ Check foods you like best: Ribs___________________ Watermelon_____________ Grits______________ All of the Above___________ Total days spent in prison or detention center:________________________________ (attach additional sheets if necessary) Check illnesses you may have had in the last year: Measles_________Mumps_________ Gonorrhea_________Syphilis_________AIDS_________ Average Drug overdoses per year_________________ (If still alive) Abilities: Gang banging____________________ Demonstratin'_________________ Gang Raping_____________________ Drug Pushin'__________________ Gangsta rapping_________________ Robbin'_______________________ All of the Above________________ Pimpin'_______________________ In 50 words or less, describe your greatest desire in life: (other than sodomizing a white girl) _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ I,__________________________________(X or signature), I swars thatzs dis answered to bests of dis naggers abilty, and thats I swars thatzs I willz alwayzs looks likea nagger, dress likea nagger, actsa likea nagger, and smellas likea nagger. Isa believes in dis NAACP thats wesa naggers is better than all white folks is. I's pramise do everythang to's increase nagger papulations, so's help me Lawd!
NIGGER MATH TEST
The following exam was given to LA Chimp-Americans by a former LS school teacher: Name:___________ Alias:____________ Gang:____________ 1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots, and he shoots 13 times at every drive by shooting, how may drive by shootings can he enjoy before he has to reload? 2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Ricky for $320 and 2 grams to D.J. for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it? 3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If his price is $65 per Joe, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit? 4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound pound of heroin and make a 20% profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? 5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for stealing a Chevy, and $200 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $1000? 6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing her for spending his money? 7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can Tagger spray if he steals 3 cans of paint and finds 1 can of paint 1/3 empty? 8. Hector has knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up? 9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $235 per month rent goes up 15%, how many children should she have to keep up with expenses? 10. Salvator was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose for jumping bail?
FO SHIZZLE!!!!
by Dan Festler, Minnesota.
NIGGERS ARE AND WILL ALWAYS BE NIGGERS!!!!
The most important lesson, for those who have wit enough to learn it, is that niggers are by nature savages, and that nature cannot be changed by window-dressing or persiflage. No one doubts the unalterability of inherent instincts in other animals. Chimpanzees, for example, may be taught to wear clothing, understand commands, ride bicycles, smoke cigarettes, and even to act as nursemaids to children (if well paid for their services in bananas). They recognize that they must be obedient to their masters, but everyone knows that if bands of chimpanzees were free from control, they would behave with the ferocity you may have glimpsed for a moment or two if you watched the National Geographic's video-tape about them, filmed by Jane Goodall.
The simple fact is that all pure-blooded Congoids and most other niggers are innately savages and can never be anything else. First-generation mulattos, the result of miscegenation, a crime that would be stringently prohibited if tender-hearted humanitarians had any sense of pity, are almost invariably savages, but may inherit some White instincts and thus be condemned to suffer an incurable schizophrenia throughout their wretched lives. In quadroons occasionally and octoroons frequently the White elements may dominate and produce individuals capable of civilization instead of mimicking it when expedient. A few, indeed, are highly intelligent, as witness Lawrence Dennis, who was one of the victims of Franklin Roosevelt's premature attempt to begin ruling by terror in imitation of his model, Lenin, and his fellow conspirator, Stalin. A rational and compassionate American, however, would have thought it pathetic that so intelligent and courageous a man as Dennis had to be almost childishly proud that he could entertain acquaintances in the Harvard Club, aware, of course, of the indelible genetic blot on his being.
With the stated exceptions, niggers are savages and you should understand that you can never understand them, except as you understand cheetahs or cuttlefish, by observing their behavior. All missionaries and other gospel-venders pretend, and simple-minded ones actually believe, that niggers can be transformed by dousing them in holy water and giving them sips of Jesus-juice, but that is sheer nonsense, as No묠Hunt puts succinctly, "A white man can no more think like a black than he can think like a bee."
Like all anthropoids, the savages can be taught patterns of behavior by persons who have authority over them, and, since they are capable of speech, they are more adaptable than chimpanzees. They can be taught to speak a recognizable English, wear currently fashionable clothes, drive automobiles, and perform almost any simple act that will win them a reward--even one that is deferred for some little time--and to avoid performing acts that will certainly be punished, sooner or later. (This is a marked difference from, e.g., dogs, who, as you know, must be rewarded or punished at the time of the act, for there is no way of communicating to them the meaning of a deferred reward or punishment. The same is true of chimpanzees.) Under competent supervision, niggers can perform useful work, and many can be taught to perform tasks that require some continuous attention and a fairly high degree of skill. Many, like all domesticated animals (especially dogs and horses), can become attached to their masters and take pride in serving them. And our enemies can teach them to yell for unearned rewards and privileges that White nitwits think themselves obliged to bestow on what they imagine the savages to be. And it is likely that, as has been verified by observation of American Indians, the Congoids' nervous systems perceive pain and pleasure in ways that differ greatly from the comparable reactions of Aryans.
Savages are incapable of civilization, for the same reason that tigers are incapable of becoming vegetarians. Savages, however, being innately treacherous, have a well developed capacity for simulation when it is to their advantage to employ it. Some anthropologists believe that the savages could, if left alone, evolve biologically and become capable of founding or inwardly appreciating a civilization in ten thousand years or so. Under coercion, they might develop a sense of civilization more quickly, perhaps in two or three thousand years.
If our race finds it profitable or otherwise worthwhile to impose a measure of civilization on savages, it can bestow on them great benefits, according to our scale of values. But you must always remember what Dr. Albert Schweitzer, who was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1952 for his efforts to improve conditions in Africa, learned by bitter experience and stated clearly in a memorable passage of which an American newspaper, if we had any instead of the Jews' liepapers, would continually remind its readers:
'I have given my life to try to alleviate suffering among Africans. There is something that white men who have lived there, as I have, must have learned and know: that those people are a sub-race.'
'They have neither the intellectual and mental nor the emotional abilities to equate themselves or share equally with white men in any of the functions of our civilization.
I have given my life to try to bring to them the advantages which our civilization must offer, but I have become well aware that we must preserve our status: whites are the superior, and they the inferior race. For whenever a white man seeks to live among them as their equal, they will destroy him and all his work.
And so for any lasting relationship or any benefit to this people, let white men from anywhere in the world who would come to help Africans remember that they must continually maintain this status: you are the master and they the inferiors, like children that you would help or teach.
Never fraternize with them or accept them as your social equals, or they will devour you, they will destroy you.'
The indisputable facts that Dr. Schweitzer courageously stated, sacrificing the favor he had enjoyed from our enemies and their dupes, were, of course, known to the World Destroyers when they began their gradual and cleverly accelerated work to stir up the savages by telling them they had "rights" they must assert, while at the same time paralyzing the minds of the American boobs by convincing them they had a Christian duty to deny themselves something they wanted in order to subsidize and pamper the "underprivileged" savages. In a nation that was already suffering from the egalitarian psychosis and had given the savages the "right" to vote, the work of calculated subversion was easily carried out and not even noticed by the boobs who are to be herded to extinction.
by Dr. Festler MN...