Welcome to Dead Dog Island -- AKA Iggy Pop has the Best Concert Rider EVER!

Those beautiful geniuses at The Smoking Gun have done it again. This time they've obtained a copy of Iggy Pop's concert rider, which true to their claims, is probably the funniest rider in the history of rock and/or roll. Seriously. The document, which runs to 18 pages, was apparently written by roadie Jos Grain and among other hilarities includes this addendum (whatever that means):

By the way, if there are any Reality TV executive reading this - hardly likely, I know, but - here is my idea for a reality TV show.

It's called 'Dead Dog Island,' where a group of contestants/dog lovers is asked what is their favorite breed of dog, then whatever they reply (for example, "Poodle" or "Labrador") they are then presented with a dead dog of that particular breed, which they have to cook in a number of ways, say about six or seven, and then eat it all up over the course of the next, oooh... two weeks or so.

But just to make it a little more difficult and sort of gameshow-y, all the knives are blunt and they have to wear a pair of those enormous clown trousers, made out of wood or something, so they can't quite reach anything. Well only just, anyway.