TV Junkie: Weekend Edition - Football Up the Yin-Yang; A Coupla Movies; 60 Minutes

Friday Night

"The Odessa File" (TCM, 5:00 p.m.) TCM presents an evening of spy movies starting with "The Odessa File", followed by "The Quiller Memorandum"

"NHL Hockey" (PRIME, 7:00 p.m.) Blackhawks @ Ducks

"NBA Basketball" (Fox Sports, 7:30 p.m.) Raptors @ Lakers

"Ice-T's Rap School" (VH1, 9 p.m.) Season finale.

"Real Time with Bill Maher" (HBO, 11 p.m.) Season finale.

"Charlie Rose" (PBS, 11:30 p.m.): The Dixie Chicks and others, well, not other chicks, just others

"Late Night With Conan O'Brien" (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) Martin Short, Flavor Flav, Damien Rice performs

Saturday

College Football, Starting at 9:00 a.m., all day, all over the place

"NHL Hockey" (PRIME, 10:00 a.m.) Coyotes @ Kings

"Jason and the Argonauts" (TCM, 3:00 p.m.) Dude, gotta watch this for the animated skeletons

"NBA Basketball" (NBC, 7:30 p.m.) 76ers @ Clippers

"Dogville" (IFC, 6:15 p.m.) Nicole Kidman is a sex slave in this bizarrely staged expirimental film from director Lars von Trier

Sunday
NFL Football, dueling games, choose yer poison, starting at 10:00 a.m.

"Annie Hall" (TCM, 11:00 a.m.) New York is lovely in the fall

"NBA Basketball" (ESPN, 5:00 p.m.) Bulls @ Lakers

"60 Minutes" (CBS, 7:00 p.m.) Immigration battle in PA, tiger depopulation in India, and Joe Namath discusses his career and drinking problem

"Nature" (PBS, 8:00 p.m.) Christmas in Yellowstone Park, this is what snow looks like.

"Comic Relief 2006" (HBO and/or TBS, 9:00 p.m.) With all those funny people, except Dave Chappelle who can't seem to make it to anything lately.

"Prime Suspect VII: The Final Act" (PBS, 9:00 p.m.) Check out Helen Mirren abusing drugs and alcohol!

"Desperate Housewives" (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) Was hoping for a catfight in this one but we'll be disappointed.