TV Junkie

Monday Night

"Monday Night Football" (ESPN, 5:30 p.m.) Buccaneers @ Panthers

"Kingdom Come" (IFC, 6:00 p.m.) Feel good neo-blacksploitation flick starring LL Cool J, Jada Pinkett Smith, Vivica A. Fox

"College Football" (PRIME 42, 7:00 p.m.) Oregon @ USC

"NHL Hockey" (Fox Sports, 7:30 p.m.) Sharks @ Kings

"Prison Break" (FOX, 8 p.m.) see if these guys finally make it out of prison before the show goes on extended hiatus

"Two and a Half Men" (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) Watch the new episode and marvel at the highest paid actor on TV

"The Bachelor: Rome" (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) Down to 3 potential brides. Lorenzo, for godssake, takes them on dates to Sweden, Budapest, and Sicily, and one of the girls gets the boot. If this were real life, the whole thing would be derailed by the hotties of Hungary.

"CSI: Miami" (CBS, 9:55 p.m.) The team finds a safe full of pics of missing women. Can't these writers throw in a bit or realism and have that Caruso albino go through a skin cancer scare?

"Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" (NBC, 10 p.m.) Part deux of the John Goodman cameo

"Larry King Live" (CNN, 9 p.m.): Larry effectively targets his demographic by having Judge Judy on

"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" (Comedy Central, 11 p.m.): Tina frickin' Fey

"The Late Show With David Letterman" (CBS, 11:30 p.m.): Robin Williams spazzes out, Rich Little starts off Late Show's Impressionist Week, George Jones performs

"The Colbert Report" (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.): Dan Rather can't get enough play on Comedy Central lately

"Late Night With Conan O'Brien" (NBC, 12:35 a.m.): Barbara Wa-wa, somewhat funny guy Dax Shepard, hispanic rockers Los Lobos

"Jimmy Kimmel Live" (ABC, 12:05 a.m.): Borat's love interest Pamela Anderson with her big boobs, big black guy Chi McBride, big white punk electronica dude Brent Simon (hopefully plays his "Space Camp" tune)

Photo from Brent Simon's MySpace