"Trojans Rule!" and other Absurd Utterances

Retraction please.

It’s not every month that Los Angeles magazine prints a cover that incites violence. The good news is that there are actually two covers, the one not shown depicts a hot UCLA spirit squad member named Katie, emblazoned with the words “Why UCLA Kicks USC’s Sorry Butt”. Not to worry though, Trojans won’t take offense to this since they seldom read.

Disappointingly, there isn’t an article to go with the cover, just a smorgasbord of UCLA vs. USC trivia. We will spare you the details so that you can go take a look for yourself. In the meantime, here is some insult fodder to use when in the presence of a Bruin/Trojan:

USC stands for:
- University of Spoiled Children
- University of Second Choice
- University of Special Connections

UCLA stands for:
- U Can’t Learn Anything
- Ugly Cheerleaders Laying Athletes
- University of Caucasians Lost amongst Asians

Photo by Jill Greenberg for Los Angeles Magazine