Airplane Crashes into NY Building, Republicans Blame Clinton

Just minutes after a passenger airplane accidentally smashed into a hi-rise apartment killing journeyman pitcher Cory Lidle, the GOP machine pounced on the tragedy by blaming former President Bill Clinton for knowing that air travel could be dangerous and not doing enough to prevent situations like yesterday's crash.

"He was President for eight years, he didn't lower the buildings, he didn't create bumpers on planes, he basically sat back and got oral sex and then lied about it under oath to the American people," gay Republican male hooker Jeff Guckert wrote on his blog.

"Also, Hillary Clinton is Senator of New York and she didn't do anything to stop this plane crash either. I say we impeach her," Guckert continued.

This latest accusation comes at the heels of members of the GOP blaming the former President from everything from the North Koreans testing nukes and for not preventing the attacks on 9/11.

No word yet if it's true that Hillary is to blame for the Chicago Cubs not winning a World Series since 1908. Developing...

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